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Group chat between CATAN CREW: TK, Carlos, Paul, Marjan, Mateo, and Nancy
TK: Guys help me, I am very bored right now
TK: And also all alone
TK: Because my TRAITOROUS husband has LEFT me
Marjan: GASP
Marjan: Carlos how could you???
Carlos: I just went to the farmer’s market!!
Carlos: I let TK sleep in because he told me last night, and I quote, “Carlos, if you wake me up tomorrow morning at some ungodly hour to go pick out three different kinds of peppers that all look the same, I will literally divorce you.”
Paul: Wow TK, that’s harsh
TK: …I don’t recall saying that
Marjan: Lmao
Mateo: Sure bro
Carlos: Actually it is possible he might not remember that, he was falling asleep standing up when he got home yesterday
Nancy: I mean that’s true our shift last night was CRAZY
TK: It was a shift from hell for sure
Mateo: Can confirm, Nance came home and slept like a log for like 8 hours straight
Mateo: She snored so loud I had to put in earphones
Nancy: Babe I do NOT snore
Mateo: Well…
Nancy: Mateo
Mateo: Okay never mind I was mistaken
Mateo: Nancy does not snore. She sleeps peacefully like an angel. Did not once make a sound.
Nancy: You’re damn right.
TK: Good save Mateo
Mateo: Thanks bro
TK: Well to cure my boredom I turned on some TV and Tangled is playing!!
Nancy: The most superior Disney movie!!
TK: Tangled IS superior, thank you Nancy
TK: Okay now I am inspired and guess what
TK: I am going to tell you all which Disney princess you are
Marjan: Ooh interesting
Paul: Okay I’m here for this
TK: Starting off with my husband
Carlos: Oh no
TK: Carlos = Elsa
TK: Raised with high expectations and felt lots of pressure on him
TK: Had to “conceal, not feel” and hide his true self for a long time :(
TK: So loving and careful, and would do anything to protect the people he loves
Paul: Wow dude, that got deep
TK: Well he’s my husband, what did you expect???
TK: Okay, next
TK: Mateo = Anna
TK: Energetic, talks non-stop, heart of gold
Mateo: Bro Frozen was like the most successful Disney movie ever so you know what, I will take it!!
TK: Paul = Belle
TK: Huge nerd, loves books
TK: Need I say more?
Paul: I have no complaints with that. Give me Belle's giant library and I would be a very happy man
TK: Marjan = Jasmine
TK: Independent, fierce, would totally have a pet tiger
Marjan: Yes!! Jasmine was my favorite growing up
Marjan: Also now I really want a pet tiger :((
TK: I think you’ll have to stick with dog-sitting Buttercup
TK: Nance = Mulan
TK: Would totally use her brains to find a way to win a battle like Mulan did when she caused that avalanche
Nancy: I am so touched TK. You know what, I WOULD single-handedly win a war, thank you very much.
TK: Paramedic partners gotta stick together
Paul: Alright now you gotta do yourself! Which Disney princess are you?
TK: …I hadn’t gotten that far.
TK: IDK.
TK: Help??
Carlos: I know who he is
TK: Yay my husband to the rescue
Carlos: Rapunzel
TK: AW
TK: Because you think I have the best hair, babe?
Carlos: No.
TK: :((
Paul: Damn that’s cold
TK: Because you think I’m sweet and kind and secretly royalty?
Carlos: You are sweet and kind, but that’s not why.
TK: Well why then??
Carlos: Because of that damn lizard
Majarn: Omg Carlos
TK: Carlos I’m laughing so hard omg babe
Paul: Poor Carlos is sick to DEATH of that thing
TK: Hey, “that thing” has a name! He is called Lou II. And Carlos loves his lizard son, thank you very much — he just won’t admit it.
Carlos: I love you.
TK: Good deflection, babe, but I know you’re warming up to Lou II. Soon you’ll be letting him climb all over you
Paul: That seems doubtful
Carlos: We’ll see
TK: Omg baby, we should totally do that for Halloween this year!!! I could be Rapunzel, Lou II could be Pascal, and you could be Flynn Ryder
Marjan: Okay that would actually be really cute
TK: C’mon Carlos, pleeeeeeease?
Carlos: Okay, I’ll do it
TK: Yay!!
Carlos: But I’m not holding Lou II
Carlos: It will be a cold day in hell when that happens, TK
Mateo: LOL Carlos with his Elsa ice powers coming through!!!
Marjan: Okay now you’ve made me want to watch Disney movies
Carlos: How about at our hangout this weekend? We’ll provide the snacks :)
TK: Great idea, babe
Mateo: YAY. Don’t forget the cheeseballs!
TK: You got it!
Nancy: Sounds good!
Paul: I’ll be there! Love y’all
Marjan: See you there!
TK: See you all this weekend!! Prepare for the ultimate Disney movie marathon. Dressing up as your favorite character is encouraged but not required.