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TITLE: Scott pilgrim's stupid baka life
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: scott pilgrim, lunchly
WRITERS: cris, scott, cris
RATED ALL AGES
Scott woke up and was STARVING!!! he felt like he was going to die if he didn't eat something soon... Unfortunately, Wallace had already left, so he cant ask him to make him breakfast like he usually does. He got up and lazily walked to the fridge and opened the door and inside he saw the BEST thing ever. Lunchly. Scott looked dumbfounded, did Wallace buy it for him??
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Scott gulped. Wallace wouldn't mind if he ate it, right? He carefully rips off the packaging and looks inside. This couldn’t be real. The cheese was DRIPPY‽ he drooled… before he saw… PRIME??? This was the best thing Scott has ever seen in his whole life. He was about to take a bite until…
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WALLACE BURST THROUGH THE DOOR !
´´Don't you DARE Scott Pilgrim!'' he yelled angrily. ´´EEK!!´´ exclaimed Scott as he dropped the lunchly out of fright. Scott was pretty sure he could see Wallace's eyes glow red when the lunchly fell to the ground and the cheese splattered all over the floor. ´´OH. MY. GOD. SCOTT! YOU CUNT!´´ yelled Wallace angrily, ´´YOU RUINED MY LUNCHLY. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE´´. Scott was shocked... he had never seen Wallace this angry, but because he's an asshole, he decided to spill all the prime too.
THE DEATH OF SCOTT PILGRIM
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