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    He was freaking out.
    “Matt, listen.”
    Matt was drinking water straight from the kitchen faucet in his underwear and an open flannel shirt, not listening. He was barely awake.
    “Matt!”
    “What?” He turned around.
    “I need you on the best behavior of your life today.”
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    Jay is twenty-six years old and attending his grandma’s funeral. An extraordinarily unfunny story with hand stuff at the end.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    r/DnD
    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    12 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    A Breakfast Club AU.

    They were seven losers, with nothing in common, stuck together in detention for an entire Saturday. Before the day was over, they broke the rules, bared their souls, and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible.

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    10 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 1456

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    24 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    In which Pokey, against his better judgement, allows Ness to lead him on some stupid adventure - all because of a bee .. or was it a rhinoceros beetle?

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    01 Jan 2025