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"Alright students, your brainrot test is starting now." Your teacher spoke, "If I catch anyone cheating, they'll get a 0 on the test, keep your eyes ahead." She threatened, it was all just meaningless talk, you go to a private school, no one's getting a 0.
The teacher begins to give everyone their test papers, this teacher hates you alot, it's gonna be hard to cheat when she's focused on you, so you quickly revise from the papers you printed out before she comes over to you.
You quickly shove the paper into your desk as she hands you the exam, its a 10 question exam with 20 marks, whoever thought making each question 2 marks was a good idea must be on drugs.
As you begin to read the first question, you realize this test is easier than you anticipated it to be, not that you're complaining.
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[Name: / Grade: ]
1/ Fill in the blanks:
1) I like my cheese ____ bruh
A. Melted B. Drippy C. Stretchy
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Oh come on, obviously B. Drippy, everyone knows this by now.
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2) You gotta give em that ______
A. Hawk tuah B. German stare C. Jamaican laugh
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Are you kidding me? I could solve this asleep. A, duh.
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3) This is for my ________
A. Winter arc B. Mangos C. Safety
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Not gonna lie, it's getting harder, I think it's winter arc.
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4) only ______ will understand
A. Arabs B. Americans. C. Balkans
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Yeah that's easy, C.
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5) Why so _________
A. Serious B. Sad C. Silly
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I thought it was feinious... I guess it's probably A. Tho
"Finally im done with the blanks,onto the next" You whispered to yourself, earning a side eye from your annoying teacher.
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2/ Answer the questions
1) A fruit that activates balkan rage.
"oh, easy."
Answer: Mango
2) the types of adrenaline.
"I memorized this like my own first name"
Answer: 1. Adrenaline
2. Noradrenaline
3) A dangerous liquid.
"is it.... No, it has to be this"
Answer: Still water
4) Something that gives you a good jawline.
"I wish this would make fine shyt text me back but I got 0 game"
Answer: Mewing
5) The most charismatic person on earth, known as the king of rizz.
"I wish I could reach this level of rizz"
Answer: The rizzler
Teacher: Amy Adams
Principal: Josh Brown
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You let out a sigh of relief upon finishing the test, you give the hateful teacher your papers while looking her up and down,somehow, she doesn't notice. You guess it's for the best.
You walk out of the hall silently, you probably got a good grade, hopefully you don't fail it like you failed your math exam, that was horrible.