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Ann: "Oh yeah, how was your class's trip, Yusuke?"
Yusuke: "I will say that I expected a little more from the scenery...though the boardwalk and the beach were quite a spectacle to behold."
Ryuji: "You end up gettin' any souvenirs?"
Yusuke: "Ah. I had intended on procuring a shirt, though after one of the less well-off locals sold a local delicacy to me, I was unfortunately out of funds..."
Makoto: "A delicacy? Oh, what did he make for you?"
Yusuke: "He sold me this bag of white powder. Apparently, inhaling it through your nose would lay bare the beauties of this world. Chuckles I can not wait to give it a try!"
Ann: "Y-yusuke, that's-"
Ryuji: "...d-dude. You bought friggin' crack from some bum on the street?!"
Morgana: "How did you even make it past airport security with that?!"
Makoto: "We have to turn this over to the police immediately. B-but if we do, then-"
Ryuji: "Just toss it outta' the friggin' window or something!!!"
Yusuke: "I spent good money on this. What say we atleast give it a try?"
Ann: "Are you out of your mind?! We'd get in so much trouble!"