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1. If I steal your kisses, baby, pay my bail by Anoke

   Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Yassen Gregorovich/Alex Rider
   • Alex Rider
   • Yassen Gregorovich
   • Alan Blunt
   • The main pairing includes:
   • Dubious Consent
   • (Alex pressures Yassen into sex)
   • First Time
   • Making Out
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • that then turns real immediately
   • Alex coming as fast as a typical teenager
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Condoms
   • Yassen wants to make sure Alex has a good experience
   • Alex has a spectacular time
   • Alex Regrets Nothing
   • Alex is Technically Legal
   • this does not make this less fucked up
   • Underage Drinking
   • John Rider also haunts this narrative a little
   • (but it's not proxyfucking)
   • The background of this mission contains:
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Pedophilia
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Alan Blunt Being an Asshole
   • MI6 intending to make Alex a Honeypot
   • since he's technically legal by england's standards

   Summary

   Alex, only semi-willingly on another mission for MI6, runs into a certain Russian assassin again. He has a proposal for Yassen— more than one, in fact.

   Series

   • Part 1 of darling, pay no mind to the sound of the sirens and caution signs

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   English

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