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    'Now, when Wilson’s like this – all fluttery and anxious – House’s usual ploy of ‘be-as-obnoxious-as-possible-until-Wilson-will-have-hot-gay-sex-with-him’ doesn’t typically work. He’s far more likely to get all stroppy and storm off. No, this is a delicate operation, one that requires a keen understanding of the inner machinations of a Wilson and a slower, more steady approach. Step one: attract his attention in a totally inane way, and throw in something mildly flirtatious for good measure.

    Operation: Cheer Up Wilson is a-go.'

    or:

    Wilson's been having a bad day. Luckily, House knows just what to do to make him feel better.

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