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1. -*Then OUT OF THE BLUE* Comes This *GROOVY* Young Man...! by Barlsa_Ianna

   Fandoms: Pinocchio (1940), Pinocchio (Disney 2022), Lies of P (Video Game), Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022), Le avventure di Pinocchio | The Adventures of Pinocchio - Carlo Collodi, Corpse Bride (2005), Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Descendants (Disney Movies), A Twisted Tale Collection - Liz Braswell & Various Authors, Geppetto (Movie 2000)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Grillo Parlante | Jiminy Cricket & Pinocchio
   • Grillo Parlante | Jiminy Cricket/Pinocchio
   • Geppetto & Pinocchio (Pinocchio)
   • Ilaria Belmagio | Scarlet Fairy & Pinocchio (Pinocchio)
   • Ilaria Belmagio | Scarlet Fairy/Geppetto (Pinocchio)
   • Past Romeo | Lampwick/Carlo
   • Pinocchio (Pinocchio) & Spring (Lies of P)
   • Past Count Volpe (Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio)/Jiminy
   • Count Volpe/Lampwick (Sort Of)
   • Eventual HAPPY TWO-SIDEDSurprise Pairing For 'Lampy'
   • Pinocchio & Residents of The Land of the Dead
   • La Muerte/Xibalba (Book of Life)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Fata dai Capelli Turchini | Blue Fairy & Pinocchio
   • Pinocchio (Pinocchio)
   • Grillo Parlante | Jiminy Cricket
   • Lucignolo | Lampwick
   • Count Volpe (Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio)
   • Carlo (Mentioned- A LOT)
   • Geppetto (Pinocchio)
   • Ilaria Belmagio | Scarlet Fairy
   • Disney Animated Characters
   • Evie (Disney)
   • Lorenzini Venigni
   • Chiara Belmagio | The Blue Fairy
   • Eugénie (Lies of P)
   • Alternate Universe - Corpse Bride AU
   • Dark Fairy Tale Elements
   • Accidental Marriage
   • Forced Then BROKEN Engagement & Marriage
   • According to Plan... NOT
   • Angst & Feels & Hurt/Comfort With a HAPPY Ending ThankYouVeryMuch
   • Both Geppetto & Ilaria Are Bad Parents Here- Sorry!
   • (It's CB Canon Unfortunately)
   • Strangers to Friends to Lovers
   • Jiminy and Pinocchio are Best Bois
   • Collodi-Esque Irony Here
   • Age Difference
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Older Man/Younger Man
   • Past Character Death
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Past Rape/Non-con
   • Emotional/Psychological & Verbal Abuse
   • Dysfunctional Broken Family
   • Inspired by Corpse Bride (2005)
   • Inspired by Fanfiction
   • Eventual Not Just 'Sex' But Lovemaking
   • Underage - Freeform
   • Human/'Monster' Romance
   • Volpe Being a FLIPPIN' CREEP As Usual Either In Canon or Fanfiction
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • The Whole Being Dead Thing (Shush Beetlejuice)
   • Fae & Fairies- Plus Magic In General
   • Autism Spectrum
   • Carlo and 'P' ARE NOT The Same Person- At All
   • Forced Marriage In QUOTE-MARKS (You'll See...)
   • Furious Heartbroken But Good Big Brother After All Carlo
   • Pinocchio Is a Creation A La Baron & Edward Scissorhands
   • Is It Just Me Or Does The 'Victor' Character NEED A FRIEND BESIDES SCRAPS ALREADY???!
   • NO BASHING- But Lampy's Still Gonna Be a Jackass For a While
   • Gideon Is Mute But Not Anthropomorphic Here
   • Canon - Musical (Disney & Burton)
   • dark fantasy/horror

   Summary

   They were due to Be Married, though they'd *never before met*... Their parents were *THRILLED*- but both young grooms, for different yet similar reasons, were filled with REGRET...

   Then, in a moment of panic and despair, 'Carlo' (*OOPS*!! Sorry- I mean, *Pinocchio*) desperately fled- and by a *GRAVE misunderstanding*, ...married the CORPSE groom instead. On first glance, he was 'awful' frightening, but on second and third, both quite handsome and charming as well as kind- he would *NEVER* be False! All that he seemed to lack was, well- *the beat of a pulse*...

   THIS is a tale of wit, charm, and strife about a sweet timid young man and The Love of His Life- the *OTHER tale* of 'The Ghost of the Talking Cricket'.

   Series

   • Part 4 of The Ghost of The Talking Cricket- Disney Style
   • Part 9 of Geppetto's A+ Parenting ...*NOT*

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,416

   Chapters:

   3/?

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