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1. Miss Crowley's Guide on How to Seduce Your Girlfriend by TheTaleGatherer

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   09 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • First Time
   • Dildos
   • Strap-Ons
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Ineffable Wives | Female Aziraphale/Female Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Female Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Female Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Femme Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Femme Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Body Worship
   • Epilogue
   • No Angst
   • Smut
   • Fluff and Smut

   Summary

   "It's here!" Crowley exclaimed, shutting the front door of her flat.

   "What's here?" Aziraphale's voice called from the bedroom.

   “Our new equipment,” Crowley raised her eyebrows.

   “Equipment? What are you talking about, dear girl?” Aziraphale asked, then her gaze fell on the box in Crowley's hands. “Oh!”

   “Yep!” Crowley opened the lid of the box to reveal its contents to Aziraphale.

   Inside the box were two items: a few satin black elastics and a pink silicone cylinder. The top of the cylinder was shaped like a heart, while the bottom was designed to attach securely to the elastics.

   “Ready to lose your virginity, Angel?” Crowley winked.

   “My dear girl, we’ve discussed this many times. I'm not... Oh! You’re teasing me, aren’t you? You demon!” Aziraphale playfully slapped Crowley's arm.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Miss Crowley's Guide

   Language:

   English

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