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“Pay attention to me,” Maleficent demanded, sitting on her boyfriend’s lap.
“We were just making out two seconds ago,” Hades told her.
“I don’t see your point,” Maleficent said.
Hades rolled his eyes. “Well, I’m sorry for stopping us for a second to catch our breaths and not die.”
Maleficent gave him a blank look. “You’re literally the God of the dead, plus you’re immortal!”
“That doesn’t mean I want you to,” Hades said.
Maleficent gave him another blank stare. “Faes live longer than humans and our weakness is iron, which you would never do, so your statement is invalid.”
“Now that I’ve proven you wrong and that your point makes zero sense, let’s continue-“ Maleficent was saying but got caught off by Hades’ lips.
She was mad that he interrupted her but was happy that he gave her what she wanted. She kissed him back and the two went back to their make out session like nothing happened.