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Summary
Last minute Auror partners Malfoy and Granger are hot on the trail of a wanted wizard. In the tiny, decidedly muggle town of Long Whatton, they find less than they bargained for-- namely, that there are NO beds in the town's hotel.
Oh, and the only acceptable CD Hermione has for their car ride features the heavily innuendoed "Crash Into Me" by Dave Matthews Band.
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When the song began, the blush returned to her cheeks.
This is the song, Draco thought with a wicked smirk. Let's just find out what gets Granger's knickers in a twist.
You come crash, into me
And I come into you
And I come into you
In a boys dreamBy the time the song, with all of its references to being tied up and hiking up skirts and wearing nothing was finished, Draco was finding the car rather stuffy and overly hot himself. Oh. Oh.
“You know, I think I saw a Beatles CD–” Draco said, loosening his collar as Hermione cranked up the fan and blasted herself with the vents.
“That would be perfect, thanks,” she said in a pitch at least one octave higher than her usual voice.
Series
- Part 1 of Crash Into Me