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1. Pyramid-Scheme of the Lamb by PyramidScheme_of_the_Ewe

   Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Lamb/The One Who Waits | Narinder
   • The Goat/Shamura (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Leshy/Yellow Cat (Cult of the Lamb)
   • The Goat & The Lamb (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Heket & Kallamar & Leshy & The One Who Waits | Narinder & Shamura
   • The Goat (Cult of the Lamb)
   • The Lamb (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Shamura (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Leshy (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Heket (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Ratau (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Rakshasa (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Helob (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Forneus (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Aym (Cult of the Lamb)
   • Baal (Cult of the Lamb)
   • The Fox (Cult of the Lamb)
   • The Lamb is Called Lambert (Cult of the Lamb)
   • He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for The Lamb (Cult Of The Lamb)
   • He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for The Goat (Cult Of The Lamb)
   • the goat is called goatfrey
   • Office AU
   • Humor
   • Dark Humor
   • Probably murder
   • No beta we die inside
   • If we are basing this off the Office
   • then Kallamar is Dwight
   • Office Romance
   • Shenanigans
   • Lots and lots of shenanigans
   • And Leshy is Michael probably
   • or rather Leshy is what Michael thought he was
   • idk you pick the rest of the cast
   • Heket is such a Karen
   • Lamb is suspicious
   • Shamura is the therapist that needs therapy
   • Modern AU
   • murder attempts

   Summary

   Cotl Office AU

    

   Goatfrey is an experienced, let's say... 'recruiter' but when their own pyramid scheme collapses they are invited to join a new, suspicious and terrifyingly successful pyramid.

   Thankfully, they are placed on one of the highest levels that actually gets money, except they have to share the office with a anarchist nutcase of a sales worm, a frog for the designated office bully and Karen, a squid for a snitching rat and bootlicker, and a helpful but no longer exactly sane spider.

   Not to mention they have no idea who their higher ups are, except for the fact that some strange sheep runs the whole operation. As for who exactly was at the very top, no one really knew.

   Also, their new workplace might be a little bit of a cult. Not that they minded it honestly.

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