PyramidScheme_of_the_Ewe
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The vessel's life was perfect. They had completed their divine mission and, as a reward, gotten to marry their own god.
After centuries of slaying gods, the Lamb had found peace and content by the side of their idol, now severely weakened and in their doting care after millenias of a chained prison.
Yet a ploy threatens to tear apart their finally earned peace when a strange godslayer is set on killing their god and now husband.
But why does this assassin remind them so much of themselves? If they were a Goat that is...
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In-laws from H̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ Haven by PyramidScheme_of_the_Ewe
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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Wool Haven inspired
He may be cold, callous and ruthless, but it was not like Narinder did not have the ability to be thoughtful. In fact, he could be very thoughtful.
So much so that he was considerate enough to help his spouse reconnect with their long-dead family! At least in ghost form...
But... unfortunately, this also means he would have to meet his in-laws. And it was not exactly easy being a son-in-law when you are quite literally Satan himself. Retired, of course.
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The Damned Fellowship of Death and War by PyramidScheme_of_the_Ewe
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
24 Aug 2025
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The new God of Death accidently summons their reflection from another world: a mirror of themselves in the form of a rambunctious War God. But their dark shadow seems to take the form of a...goat?
After forming a most likely unholy alliance against old enemies the two stumble upon a cycle of betrayal older than time left behind by their respective predecessors...
As they travel through worlds, heavens, hells and everything in between, each with their own different fate, they find one thing to stay the same across: the treachery of gods
The World of Deities seems to hold no purity, not even between blood, yet alone with mortals.
But where did this goat come from? Why are they wearing the purple crown?
And who was their god?
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An interpretational exploration of the possible lore that comes with the Unholy Alliance update
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Pyramid-Scheme of the Lamb by PyramidScheme_of_the_Ewe
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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Cotl Office AU
Goatfrey is an experienced, let's say... 'recruiter' but when their own pyramid scheme collapses they are invited to join a new, suspicious and terrifyingly successful pyramid.
Thankfully, they are placed on one of the highest levels that actually gets money, except they have to share the office with a anarchist nutcase of a sales worm, a frog for the designated office bully and Karen, a squid for a snitching rat and bootlicker, and a helpful but no longer exactly sane spider.
Not to mention they have no idea who their higher ups are, except for the fact that some strange sheep runs the whole operation. As for who exactly was at the very top, no one really knew.
Also, their new workplace might be a little bit of a cult. Not that they minded it honestly.
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Deep within a cult that deified death and life as a whole, a former, outcast god worships their overthrower through the powerless body of a mortal and a troubled mind.
A decade since godhood was lost and the previous deity must learn to find meaning in mortal life to survive immortal years and their own psyche, reaching for impossible redemption, and never asking for forgiveness.
Mortal life is a Sisyphean Purgatory, yet he tries.
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A very canon-following interpretation of The One Who Waits' life in the cult as a mortal through his own eyes.
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An unhinged collection of Cult of the Lamb One-Shots that are either chaotically hilarious, heart-wrenching or both. by PyramidScheme_of_the_Ewe
Fandom: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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