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    “We could pretend to hate each other?” I suggest, “It might scare Tara and Darcy away from setting people up.”
    “That sounds fun,” Nick agrees, “The only problem is I have never hated someone before.”
    “Pleasure to be your first,” I respond.
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    Based off: Fake dating is fine, but fake hating is BETTER. “You’re the bane of my existence.” in public but “You’re the reason I exist” in private. Snarky jabs as flirty foreplay. Secret kisses in dark corners. “We came out of the same room flushed and undone because we were ARGUING.”

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