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Shen Yuan woke up no longer in his room, where was he? Was he in the hospital....wait..he couldn't feel his legs..his couldn't feel his..wait..who's?..
Okay his eyesight was shittier than usual what's happening here?! Was he reborn? Well fuck! Oh wait! He could hear someone talking?..
"The devil has cursed them! How sad! Pray for them!" The nurse said..or was it a nurse? Shen yuan couldn't tell "Shut up! I'm the one who has to deal with them! I was supposed to have two! Not one conjoined to another!" Shen yuan's new mother shouted...wait..two? Is..HE A SIAMESE TWIN?! NO NO NOOOOOO
Shen yuan was so devasted that he cried, cried out loud, his mother seemed to notice and snarled "Make him shut up!" His mother shouted and his father picked him-- well them up then rocked them back and forth, so far he is liking the father more
"So..what would you like to name them?.." his father asked, his voice soft but masculine "Lihua..please don't ignore me.." he could kinda see his mother turning away "well..I guess I should name them.." His father said nicely he looked to be smiling at them, Shen yuan stopped crying and looked at him "You're..Shen Yuan..and You're...Shen Yijin" great! He kept his name! Good job dad!
Okay a few months have passed and shen yuan WAS BORED AS HELL who knew being a baby was so...hard? Being carried, getting stared at by the villagers, pooping, drinking milk YUCK he wished he was back home in bed eating ramen gosh he was bored
He found out that his twin was attached to him from the legs, but they still have their arms, both of them and different stomachs because when he felt full his brother isn't he also figured that this wasn't the modern world and had a mental breakdown but it was short lived
For their 100 day birthday their dad apologized to them because their mom refused to throw a party, his dad was kind to them but his mom...well let's say she's not too fond of the twins
They are now 2 years old and shen yuan learned how to speak, he is now trying to teach his brother, Shen Yijin to speak as well, he spoke English to him and Chinese, he told him stories that he probably won't understand and most important he taught him how to stand up and walk together because he can't control his other leg
Their mom was ignoring them once again and has been neglecting them ever since their dad left home to work, he was cool with it and thought he will always be cool with it but thus all good things must come to an end
He and his brother found out through eavesdropping that their mom hired some criminals to idk kill their father, and had succeeded, well now their fucked and in deep shit
Shen yuan and Shen Yijin sat down and processed this for a moment "So..." Shen yuan says "swo..." Shen Yijin copied, Shen yuan opened his mouth but got interrupted by their mother "what are you two doing here?! Scram! Get out!" They were kicked out of the kitchen, Shen yuan and Shen Yijin laid on the living room floor thinking about what he will do
Shen Yijin was begging his brother to sit up but Shen Yuan was zoning out that he didn't realize Shen Yijin was crying already, Shen yuan used his right hand to pat Shen Yijin's chest softly and carefully, Shen Yijin stopped crying and with his left hand rubbed Shen Yuan's hand that was on his chest "Ah-yuuwan!" Shen Yijin babbled and shen yuan thought this was adorable and almost cried
Then they heard their mom making some idk slapping noises and they walked towards the bedroom and saw..HIS DUMBFUCK MOTHER CHEATING ON HIS DECEASED FATHER HES PROBABLY ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW
(IS THIS LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU I DONT HAVE MOTIVATION LEFTTT)