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“Expecting a baby, are you, Haz?”
Louis smirked, eyes focused down at the UPPABaby box, his Adidas-clad feet crossed at the ankle. Harry wanted nothing more than to conjure up a sentence snarky enough to wipe the look off Louis’ face.
And he could have said something back about the obscene amount of makeup palettes in Louis’ trolley, but instead, he stupidly babbled back: “No, ‘m not. Told you before, I’d only have a baby if it was yours.”
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Harry and Louis haven't spoken in five years.
They get stuck together in the checkout line at Black Friday.
Louis worms his way into Harry's holiday plans, and into his bed.