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r/UniversityOfVeritasPrime · Posted by u/Fruity_Fugitive 12 hours ago.
I wrote fanfiction of my professor and his 'business partner' and accidentally sent it to him. What do I do now?!
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tl;dr: I WROTE GAY FANFICTION OF MY PROF AND HIS BUSINESS PARTNER BC THEYRE GAY AF AND ACCIDENTALKY SENT TO IT MY PROF PLS SEMD HELPNDHSBDS
you migfht ask why im not postign on the uni's main website. its bc i really needed to rant but im afraid to let anyone ik irl know abiut this, and the subreddit has lessre traffic than teh main websute. okok so forf comtext my professor's business partrner is w the ipc. as to why my prof is working with teh ipc idk but like ITS NOT IMPROTANT!!! anyways so tge main point is that my professor anf that buisness partner is 🏳️🌈. yes this is very important to yhis post. anyways ill call my prof's bueiness partner as rich ahh ipc guy. bro theres sm evidence that my prof and rich ahh ipc guy are togetehr like. I literally see rich ahh guy hanginf around my prof all the time and bro has yhis super lovestruck exoression in his eyes like tf?? ive never seen my prof look at anyone like that b4. oh ueah i forgot to mention that prof wears this plaster cast head almost all yhe time. but w this guy??? nothing. just straiht up looking at rich ahh guy with adoration like WHATTTT. call me delulu or smthing but theres literally evidence on their socmed accounts too. srsly, once i saw on rich ahh guys socmed account he posted a pic of his apartment involving his 3 pets or something i kinda forgot, and i couldnt jelp but notice a bunch of small rubber duck figurines sitting on his table in the background. lo and behold, the very next day I SAW THE SAME DUCKS SITTING ON MY PROFS DESK WHEN I WENT TO HIS OFFICE FOR CONSULTAION!!! ik it may just be a coincidence, BUT theres literally been multiple instances whete this soqrta thing happens btu it wouldb take too long to list it all and this rant is fonna become even more of a yapfest atp.😭😭
so basically right i figured out rheyre gay. and thef idk what came over me but i blanjked out and the nedxt thing ik its 2am and im super delirious. when i came too, there was over 10k words of gay fanficiofb of my professr and rich ahh guy on my computerf screen. and somethinf in my brain wen t 'ok i should send this to my friend' and then i wanted to share my document BUT THEN i accidentldly pressed my professor's contact number and since i was so sldep deproived i didnt realise it at furst. then i was liek OH SHIT and i rushde to delete it but MY PROFESSOR SAW RHE MESSAGE!!! IDK WEHY BRO IS AWAKE AT 2AM BUT WHAT DO I DO NOW DNEIDIESDI. ITS NOT LIKE I CAN JUST DELETE IT AND PRETEND NOTHING HAPPFENED RIGHT??! OMG IM GONNA KMS OUT OF EMBARSSMENR. ITS 2AM AND IM SWEATINF DYING AMD RUNNUGN ON 4 HOURS OF SLEPE IM SO COOKED MAN LIKR HOW AM I FONNA EXPOAIN THIS TO MY PROFESSOR.
ughdjwkndjkd im so tired. im gonba go tor sleep. i hoep i dont get into a lawsuit over rhis esp since rich ahh guy cpuld easily sue me.
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It was 0400 system hours. Veritas certainly hadn't expected to take this long grading his student's...work, but it was well worth his while. All things considered, it was surprisingly good, excluding the slight inaccuracies of their characters. 5 points.
He wonders though, how was this student able to procure such information about them?
...Whatever. It's something for future Veritas to deal with.
Stifling a yawn, Veritas hits the send button, promptly falling onto his side onto his bed and falling into a deep, deep sleep.
Little did he know, just by this one simple action, he would send one very poor first year student of the University Of Veritas Prime into a panicked, confused frenzy.
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r/UniversityOfVeritasPrime · Posted by u/Fruity_Fugitive 1 hour ago.
Update: MY PROFESSOR ACTUALLY MARKED MY FANFICTION FUCK
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robinfan_83412 hours ago
Bro you're cooked. Anyways can you pretty pls drop the fic OP🙏
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hotdiggitydawgs11 hours ago
OP IS YOUR PROFESSOR DOCTOR RATIO...THE PLASTER CAST HEAD MAKES IT SUPER OBVIOUS...
kadeykhan 11 hours ago
oh definitely for sure. I wonder who rich ahh guy is tho.
Edit: so my friend who attends Dr Ratio's lectures has seen a blonde, really rich looking guy coming into the lecture hall after Dr Ratio's lesson has finished, apparently to visit him. OP, I'd assume rich ahh guy is him?
original_username123 11 hours ago
No way...did Dr Ratio get himself a sugar daddy?!😭😭
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coffee_addiction11 hours ago
F in the chat for OP 🙏
CheeseIsPower 11 hours ago
F🙏
dinosquared 11 hours ago
F🙏
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practicalcobweb11 hours ago
new copypasta just dropped
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