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science shit
*cache added 5 new people to the group chat*
cache: there i made the fucking group happy now?
Gesa: Very much so. Afterall you are the one who suggested the group chat in the first place
blu: ?????
lucy: ?????
CG: :D
Mole: whats going on again?
cache: science shit, can yu not read the fucking group chat name?
cache: we all got put together on some stupid ass poject and need to like work on it and stuff
Gesa: Sadly Cache is right
cache: tf you mean sadly???
blu: how about you work on your spelling first?
blu: poject is wild ngl
lucy: wait how ddi we not know this??
Gesa: You were talking with CG, Blu was busy mourning the fact that Mole wasn’t at school and Mole wasn’t at school like stated before
lucy: ohhhh got it :)
cache: so i get called out on my bad spelling but we gonna let ddi pass?
cache: this double standard istg
blu: shut up
Mole: ohhh got it
blu: that remidngs me why weren’t you at school today?
Mole: sick and stuff :(
blu: :((((
lucy: :(((((
CG: I’m so sorry to hear that! Are you feeling better now at least?
Mole: yeah I took some medicine so i should be good for the moment
cache: ‘remidngs’
cache: hate this
Gesa: You’re the one who suggested this
cache: so???? YOU went along with it
Gesa: Still, I’d expect you to be a little more mature about all of this
cache: 🙄
Gesa: Although I suppose that was a little too hopeful of me
cache: tf???
blu: all of this foul language tsk tsk
cache: like youve never cussed before
cache: ive seen you when you stub youre toe
blu: *your
cache: your so annoying
blu: *youre
lucy: this is amusing i must say
Mole: yeah it kinda is lol but itd be a lot more amusing once i figure out how to mute my notifs for this chat-
CG: Why?
Mole: my guardian and stuff
blu: i hate them btw
lucy: i think we all do
Gesa: May I inquire what this is about?
Mole: Oh my guardian and stuff, they’re just strict and stuff :/
blu: yeah and it’s annoying as shit
cache: FUCKING SEE!?!?!?
lucy: shut
lucy: up
CG: Awww :(((
CG: So Acedia will get mad if she sees you in this group chat?
Mole: Only if it gets too out of hand
blu: i ahte them
lucy: yeah i think that we all do
Gesa: I’m sorry to hear that Mole
Mole: dw about it its just annoying if anything
blu: its SO annoying
lucy: you might be slightly biased
blu: ????
lucy: you keep trynna hang out with mole and stuff and you only dont like acedia because they dont let you do that
blu: thats a pretty valid reason tho
lucy: you keep telling yourself that
lucy: actually where are you right now?
blu: …
Mole: please dont say
blu: could you open your window? 😅
Mole: coming
lucy: 🙄
cache: this is stalkerish behavior ngl
blu: YOURE stalkerish behavior
cache: ????
CG: :D ?
lucy: anywayssss just make sure to be back before dinner because i am NOT covering for you again
blu: 👍
Gesa: Anyways I would like to draw the conversation back to the main matter, being the science project of course
Mole: oh yeah whats it about?
Gesa: We need to come up with a hypothesis and study it, doing extensive research on the matter within the given time frame, create a presentation on it and then present it to the actual class itself. The project should not be something simple but be something that will actually take the full time that was given to us
cache: soooo we’re just doing mold and shit right?
CG: Mold sounds like a great idea!
Gesa: On what? Bread? Our project has to be unique and another project is already doing that, we have to chose something else
CG: :(
lucy: :(
cache: …
cache: are mole adn blu even paying attention anymore?
Mole: sorry blu stole my phone for some reason :/
blu: you werent paying attention to me :(
cache: this shit weird as hell ngl
blu: such vulgar language
cache: im going to fight you
Gesa: Could you please fight after the project is finished? I would prefer that for the sake of myself and everyone else in this group that we get this done ASAP
cache: damn she used an abrev. thats how you kknow shes pissed
Gesa: I know where you live, do not test me
cache: 🥲
lucy: bro just got got
blu: das crazy
CG: So what will we do our project on then?
cache: what type of weird codependent shit is going on between blu and mole
blu: hey gesa would you mind sending me cache’s location? 🙂
Gesa: Sure
cache: HEY LETS NOT
Gesa: Too late
blu: im rapidly approaching your laction
cache: uh huh i dont believe that
blu: and whys that?
cache: too busy cuddling with mole probably
Mole: why is this the first thing i see when opening this chat again?
CG: I think that theyre trying to scare each other 🙀
Mole: yeah that would check out
Mole: whos winning though?
lucy: gesa or blu
lucy: although id say blu
cache: okay so i just got double teamed???
CG: Aww I’m sorry! I can help you if you like! 😺
cache: NO I DONT NEED HELP
lucy: DONT SPEAK TO CG LIKE THAT
cache: im not speaking im texting
lucy: im gonna get my bat
Mole: why are we mugging cache again?
lucy: no reason in particular
blu: HE
blu: IS
blu: ANNOYING
Gesa: Can we focus on the project again please?
Mole: sure while they’re doing that I don’t mind talking about it :)
Gesa: Thank you Mole, it’s reassuring to see that there’s at least some sanity here still
Mole: np lol i deal with this all of the time. although im not that smart lol, blu’s smarter
Gesa: I’m sure that you’re plenty intelligent now what were you thinking for the project?
cache: im actually gonig to leave me house why is everyone in this group chat against me-
blu: stfu
lucy: you yelled at CG
Mole: I think that we could do something maybe pertaining to plants, a specific type of plant and its living conditions maybe?
CG: It’s fine Lucy! I’m sure that it was an accident ❣️
Gesa: That sounds interesting although I doubt that we’d have the time for it, is there anything in particular that you’re interested in that you’d like to do?
cache: SEE AN ACCIDENT YOU FUCKING SEE THAT!?!?
Mole: not in particular, although i am part of the robotics club and stuff like that so maybe we could do something with that if youre open?
lucy: WELL NOW YOURE YELLING AT ME
cache: IM NOT YELLING
cache: TEXTING
cache: IM TEXTING
blu: youre texting in all caps
cache: so???
blu: THATS THE SAME AS YELLING
Gesa: I think that could work, yes, I’ve worked with machines and stuff in the past so it would be relatively easy enough to do so. Maybe we could look for a different source of power? Something water powered perhaps or maybe the use of electricity in a more efficient manner would also suffice quite nicely I think. Also Cache is rather good with electronics and I’m pretty sure that the same goes with CG
cache: if i die you know who did it
lucy: nuh uh
cache: ????
Mole: Yeah! I think that blu also wanted to learn how to do stuff like that so its perfect!!
CG: Oooo you guys sound like you’re having a great time planning!! It sounds so fun! 🎉
Gesa: Thank you for your input CG, would you like to add any suggestions?
CG: Mmmm nope! Don’t really got any sorry 😅
Gesa: No worries, I’m sure that Mole and I have a good outlook on everything already
blu: ????
lucy: back read
blu: >:(
cache: i hate all of you
Gesa: I still have your location
cache: >:(
Mole: does everyone agree with what me and gesa planned out?
blu: YEP!!
cache: ofc your the first one
blu: shut up
lucy: sounds good!!
CG: I love it!!
Gesa: Cache?
cache: yeah sure whatevs sounds good
Gesa: Great so then all that is left is to choose a date that works for everyone here
CG: I can do whenever!!!
blu: honestly same but not wednesday
blu: gotta study for a test :P
lucy: just not friday and we’re good
Mole: i’ll make time whenever
Mole: or try to at least
Gesa: Cache?
cache: idrc
Gesa: Does Tuesday work for everyone here?
Mole: This tuesday or next tuesday?
Gesa: This Tuesady
Mole: i think that works :)
blu: great!!!
Gesa: That’s good to hear
CG: :DDDDDDD
lucy: great
lucy: blu can you come back home now?
blu: why?
lucy: dinner
blu: ohhhh
blu: kk
blu: lemme say bye to mole first :>
Mole: im… right here?
blu: <3333
cache: 🤨
cache: 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
blu: okay thats it
blu: im literally gonna beat you up
cache: im just being supportive 🙄🙄
Gesa: May you please stop trying to get on everyone’s nerves?
cache: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Gesa: I’m taking that as a no
lucy: this is why no one likes you
cache: ???!?!?!?
CG: Don’t worry! I’ll still be your friend! 🤗
cache: ?????
Mole: blu is going over now :)
lucy: tyyyy
Mole: i should probably get off now though
Mole: i think acedia is calling me
blu: literally gonna kill them btw
Mole: what?
blu: what?
blu: thats crazy
blu: literally didnt type that
cache: im screenshotting all of this as blackmail btw
blu: im gonna break your phone
CG: Don’t fight! Violence is never the answer!!
Mole: weren’t you guys talking about mugging him a while ago?
CG: I have a short memory :D
Mole: ohhh got it 👍
Gesa: Do we have a set time for Tuesday?
lucy: anytime after school works for me
blu: smae
cache: yep
Mole: anytime after school is fine
CG: I’m down for anything!!! 😊
Gesa: Does right after school sound good to everyone?
blu: yep
lucy: 👍
CG: 👍
cache: yeah
Mole: yeah i just needa tell acedia now
Gesa: Great I hope you all enjoy the rest of your evening
Gesa: Except Cache
cache: okay so apparently everyone just hates me???
blu: obvi
lucy: yep
CG: I don’t!!!
Mole: i remain neutral
blu: he means yes
Mole: ???
Gesa: It would appear so
cache: cg thinks im okay
Gesa: CG likes everyone
Gesa: You’re not special
lucy: what did you do to gesa???
cache: idk 😭
blu: idk but hes getting what he desverces
Mole: alright bye guys
blu: BYEEEE!!
lucy: bye mole
CG: Bye!!
Gesa: have a good day
Mole: you too :)
Cache: cya ig
CG: I gotta go too bye everybody!!
lucy: BYE CG!!!!
CG: BYE LUCYY!!!
blu: bye cg!
CG: bye blu :D
Gesa: Bye
CG: Bye!!!
cache: im not saying bye again
blu: 🔫
cache: bye
cache: 🙄
CG: Bye Cache!!
lucy: anyways we gotta eat now so….
blu: BYE GESA!!!
blu: and fuck you cache
cache: i hate this
cache: why would you make me do this?
Gesa: Goodbye Blu, goodbye Lucy
lucy: tyyy and bye :)
cache: …
cache: so youre leaving too im guessing?
Gesa: Yeah, bye
cache: bye lol