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is it warm enough for you (inside me) by hawaiiansunsets
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Dec 2025
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min yoongi is, by all observable metrics, unreasonably brilliant—smart enough to osmose his way through a psych honours track on four hours of sleep and a bloodstream that bleeds convenience store caffeine, all while keeping seoul national’s council upright on what’s left of his spine.
so he doesn’t get why his friends—with affection and escalating disbelief—keep calling him slow, just because he doesn’t take it seriously everytime taehyung calls him little president—voice like he’s thinking of saying it while splitting yoongi’s thighs.
after all, kim taehyung is kim taehyung: football captain, bedroom eyes, smooth, deep voice— campus’ walking wet dream. in other words: an infuriatingly hot, offensively fit, stupidly handsome jock (derogatory).
and min yoongi just isn’t the kind of desirable men like that go, mm,nocondoms, wanna fuck you, baby, please—stupid over.
meanwhile, kim taehyung has simpler thoughts—like yoongi’s mouth, when he’s mouthing off. calm, unamused, that gravel-low rasp spitting “captain” like it isn’t the sexiest thing taehyung’s heard on a monday.
or sometimes—just how oblivious yoongi is to how pretty he is.