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1. A Most Unsuitable Match by RenegadePisces

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2012

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Gandalf
   • Kíli
   • Fíli
   • Nori
   • Dori
   • Dwalin
   • Balin
   • Bombur
   • Bofur
   • Bifur
   • Glóin
   • Óin
   • Embarrassment
   • Feels
   • Intervention
   • overly involved friends
   • Poor Bilbo
   • thorin being a douchebag
   • Complete
   • bagginshield
   • mildly injured bilbo
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Grumpy Thorin
   • Emotionally Constipated Thorin
   • Shy Bilbo Baggins

   Summary

   This, Thorin thought as he glowered across the campfire at the hobbit, is exactly why Dwarf-Hobbit couplings were unheard of and unmentioned. After a chain of misunderstandings, Gandalf, and the dwarves offer to help, and by help I mean rig every situation so that Bilbo and Thorin have to share the same space until they get along. They just didn't figure on a few other developments coming out of their meddling.

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