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MOLLY: Love, you or Spock may need to be around Jim for a while tonight. I may be practicing Krav Maga moves against a punching bag wishing John or Mary or Greg could have picked up the bloody coin instead and wondering how much of a headache having the world's only consulting detective aggravating people left and right is going to be on top of everything with your friends.
MOLLY: Also? Please don't kill him, no matter how much he irritates you. Hippocratic oath and all. If you don't kill him I promise I'll give you one day when this is all over when we do anything you want. Promise.
MCCOY: No promises.
MOLLY: I probably have a better chance than anyone else in Atlantis at getting him to play nice. And if he's from around the same time I'm from, he cares about me. He won't purposefully make my life miserable. Just getting past the initial shock of being here and that bloody awful introduction of his...
MCCOY: Still, no promises. I've glimpsed enough of your show to know he's likely to piss me off.
MOLLY: Oh, no doubt. But I already know he won't kill you because if he kills you then I buckle him down to a table and start performing an autopsy on him while he's still alive. We've had this discussion before regarding my then-fiancee. It still applies.
MCCOY: Aww, I love you, too, sweetheart. Am I allowed to hit him, at least?
MOLLY: Well, as much as I care for Sherlock, I'm head over heels for you. So it's only right that disembowlment while alive is proper retribution for your murder.
MOLLY: Only if I get to hit him first.
MCCOY: Head over heels, huh? I like the sound of that.
MCCOY: You get dibs, but I'd appreciate it if you let me witness it.
MOLLY: I thought you would.
MOLLY: So, is a forceful, dominant me something you'd like to see?
MCCOY: That temper of yours is sexy when I'm not the one it's directed at.
MOLLY: Congratulations, dear, you'll probably be seeing it a lot more often.
MOLLY: I wonder if I should apply this dominant side to other things.
MCCOY: I might be willing to conduct an experiment.
MOLLY: That could be quite fun.
MCCOY: Yes, it could be.
MOLLY: I might even be willing to try a few things, if you have any ideas.
MCCOY: I thought the idea was to leave you in charge, darlin.
MOLLY: I didn't say I wouldn't be in charge. But it's no fun if we both don't get to have some fantasies fulfilled.
MCCOY: Might just have to steal you away for a few days after all this mission stuff so we can devote some real time and attention to it.
MOLLY: That's a very good idea. I think when things settle down I may pick up a few things that could be fun.
MCCOY: I think I might just look forward to that, Dr. Hooper.
MOLLY: As you should, Dr. McCoy.