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Madara smiled, sitting on Tobirama's legs; he knew Tobirama loved it when he did that; a hand caressed his hair, and a breath fell near to his ear.
"You seem stressed," Tobirama said, touching Madara's shoulders, and he answered with a sigh, "What's going on?"
"Hashirama wants to give away all our bijuu," Madara said, provoking Tobirama to sigh with a lot of anger. "I can't understand how people chose him as a Hokage."
"Because our people only had two options, Hashirama or a war lover."
Madara said nothing, after all, Tobirama was right. He was a war lover, there wasn't something that he did better than being a warrior, and there wasn't something that he loved more than shed the blood of his enemies.
"What about you?" Madara argued, "Someone who created a jutsu that needs sacrifice people can't..."
"I know how to pretend" he interrupted him.
Madara had a belly laugh at his shamelessness. Maybe, Tobirama was crueler than him, but he knew how to put on an innocent face.
"You lack shame," Madara said with a giggle. "But, what will we do?"
Tobirama passed his hands around Madara and touched his chest for a while; Madara sighed, Tobirama always knew where and how to touch him.
"Don't worry, I will take care of that"
Madara laughed, "my man."
"Always, my puppy."
Then, Madara stood up and left, they must stop Hashirama and avoid him to give the beasts for free.
Hashirama was sitting at his desk when he saw Madara getting into his office in his typical bad mood, and he couldn't help but sigh when he stared at him and shook his head.
"Hashirama," Madara said, "you won't give away our beasts."
"What?" Tobirama barked. The door was open, and he didn't usually knock it. "What's wrong with you, elder brother?
"Don’t you know how to knock a door?" Madara argued, "We have a conversation."
"Shut up," Tobirama said, looking at Madara, and then he looked at his brother. "Don't be stupid, elder brother."
Hashirama took a deep breath, for two people who said they hated each other, they usually agreed with each other. That could be a good thing if they didn't use it against him; then, he put his face onto the desk and ignored the scoldings for a while.
"Silence you two... I'm the hokage" Hashirama defended himself.
"I don't give a damn" they barked at the same time.
He had never won a discussion against them, so he decided to take a long sigh and ask what they wanted. Madara wanted to improve their army, but Tobirama said the best option was to sell them. In the end, they decided to do what Tobirama wanted.
Madara slammed on the desk and left, then Tobirama rolled his eyes and also left.
"Well done!" Tobirama congratulated him with a spanking, and Madara answered him showing his tongue in a lewd way.