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@shiraishi_aki posted:
they threw bricks at me help
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@kurosevan commented:
bricks?? BRICKS??? where are you
@shiraishi_aki replied to @kurosevan:
vending machine

or

after that track meeting, akihiko got jumped by some higasa students!

Notes:

i love social-media style fics they make me scream
does this fic need to be in social-media form? haha no. but i wanted to.
got this idea while reading baguetteeee's fic can i call you tonight? so. inspired by them.

[TW] also there is injury and stuff just not graphic so i didn't add it as a warning

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@shiraishi_aki posted:
nice job at the practice match everyone! gonna get a drink :)
     @suishahater commented:
     watch your step.
          @furumakoto replied to @suishahater:
          what's blud so ominous for
               @suishahater replied to @furumakoto:
               you're next.
                    @furumakoto replied to @suishahater:
                    oh!
     @randomguy.. commented:
     your optimism is sickening ew
          @shiraishi_aki replied to @randomguy..:
          i'm sorry you feel that way!
     @akeakemi commented:
     are ya winning son?
          @shiraishi_aki replied to @akeakemi:
          akemiiii :sob:
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@shiraishi_aki posted:
they threw bricks at me help
[attached an image]
     @_satoru commented:
     holy shit man are you okay that's a lot of blood
     @kurosevan commented:
     bricks?? BRICKS??? where are you
          @shiraishi_aki
replied to @kurosevan:
          vending machine
     @marimarii commented:
     i'm going to throw hands at whoever did this
          @yamamoto.ryouhei replied to @marimarii:
          mari no
               @marimarii replied to @yamamoto.ryouhei:
               you know you want to as well
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@kurosevan posted:
fuck all of you and this rivalry shit you literally broke his arm i am not shitting you bloody hell
     [pinned] @shiraishi_aki commented:
     "i'm ok" no i'm not one of my arms is nonfunctional what the fuck
          @kurosevan replied to @shiraishi_aki:
          bro shut up and lay down i'm trying to patch you up
          @marimarii replied to @shiraishi_aki:
          did shiraishi just curse that's how you know it's serious
     @randomguy.. commented:
     did kurose just say bloody hell i think his inner british is coming through
          @_satoru replied to @randomguy..
          i fear you have missed the point
     @akeakemi commented:
     thanks for taking care of him i'm disappointed in the school though.
          @kurosevan replied to @akeakemi:
          same tbh i fucking hate it here get me out of here
               @akeakemi replied to @kurosevan:
               when you're done with bandages sneak off campus i'll pick you both up to get akihiko to a better doctor then ice cream or smth
                    @kurosevan replied to @akeakemi:
                    it's a plan, see you soon
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@kazooki posted:
what is going on with my brother lol (tempted to curse but akemi would ground me LOL)
     @akeakemi commented:
     damn right i would
          @kazooki replied to @akeakemi:
          hypocrite /j
     @furumakoto commented:
     aren't you too young for social m
          @kazooki replied to @furumakoto
          
shhh don't report me
               @kazooki replied to @kazooki:
               i'm scared by the lack of a response

@kurosevan posted:
aki i love you but stop trying to do the bandages yourself you only have one arm
     @randomguy.. commented:
     kurose and shiraishi are traitors confirmed
          @kurosevan replied to @randomguy..:
          stfu the rivalry is stupid for getting physical, let alone existing in the first place
               @yamamoto.ryouhei replied to @kurosevan:
               finally, someone had to say it.
     @marimarii commented:
     the confession is such a bombshell
          @kurosevan replied to @marimarii:
          i didn't think i needed the /platonic tone tag but here we are
               @marimarii replied to @kurosevan:
               you're just in denial so you admit to at least being friends?
                    @kurosevan replied to @marimarii:
                    i'm going to ignore the strikethrough text but yes
     @_satoru commented:
     i know this is off topic but aki is literally such a great nickname it made my day
          @kurosevan replied to @_satoru:
          appreciated but i copyrighted the nickname sorry
               @_satoru replied to @kurosevan:
               i just call him shiraishi lol but respect
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@studentcouncilhigasa posted:
The student(s) responsible for the assault of Shiraishi Akihiko will be handled according to the policies written in the student handbook.
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@suishahater posted:
@studentcouncilhigasa i think assault is an exaggeration.
     @studentcouncilhigasa commented:
     Assault is defined as physically attacking another individual or threatening to do so. You have done the former, and will therefore recieve consequences.
     @kurosevan commented:
     the fuck you mean exaggeration you broke his arm and you're lucky he's not concussed from his head wound
          @suishahater replied to @kurosevan:
          of course you're protecting him you traitor
               @kurosevan replied to @suishahater:
               first of all traitor or not i don't give a shit second of all everything i said was fact you loser.
     @randomguy.. commented:
     bro i'm not even a suisha student and i'm defending shiraishi right now who in the right mind throws a brick at someone
          @marimarii replied to @randomguy..
          join the side of suisha!!!
               @randomguy.. replied to @marimarii:
               no.
                    @marimarii replied to @randomguy..:
                    aww.... how sad :( /lh
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@akeakemi posted:
just picked up akihiko and harumi also why am i so invested in this i'm not even a high schooler anymore
     @marimarii commented:
     you can't escape the drama!!!
          @yamamoto.ryouhei replied to @marimarii:
          and condolences to her for that
     @kazooki commented:
     i'm a middle schooler and i'm invested
          @akeakemi replied to @kazooki:
          do your homework and i'll get you ice cream as well
               @kazooki replied to @akeakemi:
               eww no it would melt just get me something from the convenience store
                    @akeakemi replied to @kazooki:
                    i'll get you some candy now do your hw
     @shiraishi_aki commented:
     thanks for picking us up akemi
          @akeakemi replied to @shiraishi_aki:
          mad props to harumi for applying bandages properly and not fucking it up i don't even need to stop to see a doctor for you
               @kurosevan replied to @akeakemi:
               yay ice cream
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@marimarii posted:
so can we make it official to end the rivalry between suisha and higasa??? /srs
     [pinned] @marimarii commented:
     100 comments to make it official!! (edit: WE DID IT!!!!! holy smokes that was fast)
     @kurosevan commented:
     yes please pretty please i fucking hate the rivalry
          @shiraishi_aki replied to @kurosevan:
          ^
          @randomguy.. replied to @kurosevan:
          lowkey kind of sick of hating everyone so sure
     @yamamoto.ryouhei commented:
     yeah nothing good comes out of a rivalry this strong
          @kurosevan replied to @yamamoto.ryouhei:
          real, i can't believe i'm being sentimental and shit i feel like aki rn but let's all get along
     @suishahater commented:
     fuck no suisha students are awful
          @marimarii replied to @suishahater:
          you do realize commenting only helps end the rivalry right??
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@shiraishi_aki posted:
it's very awkward eating ice cream with only one arm but at least it tastes good
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     @_satoru commented:
     vanilla? lol you basic bitch
          @shiraishi_aki replied to @_satoru:
          actually it's vanilla bean
               @_satoru replied to @shiraishi_aki:
               did you just "erm actually" me lmao
     @kazooki commented:
     @akeakemi i finished my homework
          @akeakemi replied to @kazooki:
          alr i'll get you like a bag of gummy candies after i drop off akihiko and harumi
     @yamamoto.ryouhei commented:
     hope your arm gets better soon; don't push yourself to go to track before then
          @shiraishi_aki replied to @yamamoto.ryouhei:
          thanks! i won't, don't worry
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@kurosevan posted:
probably should have handled this issue off of social media but can't complain because i got ice cream out of it
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     @marimarii commented:
     how many toppings is that my guy i can't even see what flavor it is
          @kurosevan replied to @marimarii:
          *flavors (plural) it's chocolate, mint chocolate chip, and then the mystery third flavor
               @marimarii replied to @kurosevan:
               WHAT
     @akeakemi commented:
     you're paying for that monstrosity
          @kurosevan replied to @akeakemi:
          i feel betrayed i'm turning off comments :sob: :sob: :sob:
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@akeakemi posted:
LOL HE ACTUALLY TURNED OFF COMMENTS

Notes:

i know that akihiko's actual social media handle is @suishanokishi but since i was too lazy to do display names i changed it for my own ease of writing
thanks for reading!
(this fic was pretty short but i'm planning an even shorter spin-off chapter, guess who the focus is for that..!)