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It was the dawn of winter, December 1st. And all the celestials know what that meant… it was only 30 days away from the monster world’s first ever Monster’s Eve Blast!!! Attmoz and Vhamp were feeling very THRILLED they had been waiting all year, can you believe it? That is such a massive amount of time, it took ages to finally get here so close to the end, oh man! Only 11 months felt like 89 years, or maybe 109!
They could hardly contain their excitement/enthusiasm, but there was still 30 days left to wait. So they spent their times shaking and watching tv, grinning.
“Hey Vhamp…”
Attmoz said suspiciously, their pear-shaped head slowly screeching around to vhamp
“What is it, Attmoz?”
Vhamp asked nerdily, almost flinching
“I think we should try out that new word we heard the other day on the tv!”
Attmoz grinned, shaking Vhamp by the shoulder
“Ermmm, which word? And who would we even say it to? Everyone else is busy right now!!”
Vhamp squeaked fearfully
“Zeffree isn’t busy, they’re right other there…”
Attmoz pointed to the elderly zeffree, who was much like a teacher to the pair of Celestials.
Zeffree was busy slowly eating gears, but attmoz did not know that.
“Well what word did you want to say? We learn so much words watching tv, attmoz.”
Vhamp rolled their little mechanical laterns
Attmoz, The one-eved goliatt , smirked devilishly.
“Heh! I dunno know what it means but I want to try saying-“
A flamboyant yelp SHOT into the room and into everyone’s ears, except zeffree’s since they were too old to hear it and the crunching of the gears was too loud. The sound pulled at Vhamp’s literal heart strings, it was so sad and scared sounding, and very pathetic, oh no it must be Loodvigg!
The attmoz and Vhamp leaped up and spin a few times around in shock, seeing loodvigg standing in the doorway clutching something red in their hands… how upsetting.
“GUTS? HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!”
Vhamp bleated
Loodvigg gasped and dropped the whatever they held, revealing it to be a bunch of…. Cut up fabric?!
“Woah, someone went to town with the scissors on this thing!”
Attmoz jumped over and picked up the strands of luxurious clothes
“I woke up and someone appears to have left this horrible, torn-up, red dressing gown on the outside of my bedroom!”
Loodvigg whined britishly, crossing their many arms, this was such a hechamoo.
“That’s so weird and creepy, guys I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”
whispered attmoz, its heart started beating to fast.
“W-w-w-wait! Everyone Where’s Galvana? I-I-I haven’t seen them all day and now this???”
The air stilled, a chill growing suddenly. Rumbling came from all around them, shaking the walls and making debris fall from the ceiling. Under the clattering was a sound harmonious; Humming, deep humming that descended from above, seeming to come closer by the second but somehow remaining echoed. Loodvigg clutched their head, covering their ears, clenching their eyes shut, but soon they - along with the other 2 Celestials - had their head compelled upwards. Loodvigg’s delicate, light-sensitive eyes burned as a blazing tear opening in the ceiling, visions incomprehensible piercing their mind. The humming stopped, replaced by a warping, swooshing sound, which the Celestial of shadow quickly recognised as a distorted laugh.
“Woah hey guys! Did someone mention Galvana??!!!”
Zarroë asked, grinning and smirking popped their head from the dimensional tear
The Brobdingnagian Alien Mastermind splatted down from the “portal” and turned into a puddle of goop on the floor and then burned through the floor. Awkward!
“I saw them leave for the woods on the cold area just this morning! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to.. haha, well, … I have something busy on my schedule!”
Zarow yelled, wiggling
“Holy cow…”
Attmoz sighed. They sounded shocked but all they could really think of was glaishur. That purple ice yeti was awesome and so cow-like somehow? Maybe it was the way glaishur ate food that made it think of cows.. yeah that’s it it.
“Heheh! Well that solves our mystery! Come on guys, let’s go find Galvana!!!”
Vhamp cheered, placing their “hand” on their “hip”
And so the 3 cute celestials ran off into the early, breezy winter morning (making sure to bring snacks and drinks just in case). Attmoz wore a short, pink, fur trimmed dress… Loodvigg wore a beautiful sock… Vhamp wore
They were all wearing dressed up, so they wouldn’t be too cold. Clothes were so important in such cold weather, which is why they all felt shock and horror as they saw something weird that made their mighty legs shake in rhythm with their frightful heart beats.
In the snow that covered the around…
Galvana’s clothes…
…strewn all around….?
“No… this couldn’t be…”
Loodvigg muttered, shivering, teeth chattering.
Galvana was dead in the snow?! Their alienoid muscular fish-body completely covered in ice. Vhamp pawed at their face, their hard little feet clinking against the slippy ice.
“Why are they naked? That’s so funny, Galvana’s like never naked!”
Attmoz laughed, pointing at dead Galvana. The air guy then stopped to paint their nails
“It’s what happens sometimes when you die of hypothermia! You take off your clothes! Oh jeez, poor Galvana…”
Vhamp explained, dragging the clothes back onto Galvana’s weird naked body. It was really kind of gross to look at honestly, but kind of cool.
“Vhamp, you nerdbrain! You’re so cute, dude! And you too Loodvigg.”
Attmoz ruffles Loodvigg’s hair and pets vhamp on the side
“Okay my lovelies! Let’s get Galvana somewhere warm and tidy, they should be right as rain in no time!”
Loodvigg picked Galvana up in a blanket and held them like a baby. They were all gross, And wet (ice And snow)
Later tha day….
Galvana woke up in bed! Surrounded by gifts and treat was their crazy adventure in the woods a dream after all?? But then Vhamp sprang up like a toaster from nowhere and said:
“Galvana!!! You’re alive!!! You died of hypothermia, we were all so scared!”
Galvana was so happy to be back in their home with their friends again that they didn’t even say anything to Vhamp, they just leaned in.. and gave them a kiss.
“Heh! Thanks buddy, I missed you too!”
Vhamp squawked, trying to bite galvanas hand to return the loving gesture of true monster friendship
“Yeah, me too! Damn, I didn’t even know I could even die.”
Galvana said heroically, then taking a muffin and swallowing it
“Oops, well the colossals accidentally cursed you to die on the 1st of December so… erm but they can also revive you I guess!”
“Wow That’s so epic,I hope I can bring something to life one day!”
Galvana grinned, cupping their chin almost villainously like an evil wizard
“Eheh! May-be! With the power of electricity in your pocket I think a lot of things are possible, Galvana!”
Vhamp yapped sweetly
“Aw, thanks Vhamp… I think so too”
Galvana smiled warmly and nodded
The end!!!!!!