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My Boyfriend and His Girlfriend (Who is Also My Girlfriend)

Summary:

Vamola falls in love with Okarun and Ayase. Stupid shit involving the rest of the Family ensues.

Notes:

opera here!
to those of you who read "The Intense Feeling of Deep Connection", fret not! i am now working on it, again! i've been very busy, plus a tidal wave of writer's block. updates soon, since it's almost christmas anyways

i re-read dandadan a few days ago, and i wanted to write something about vamola. she's my favorite character, and i wanted to explore the avenue of her falling in love (for real) with okarun - but snagging some feels for ayase as well. set in some undisclosed time after vamola moves into the ayase residence (before the onbusuman arc, after the space globalists arc).

shorter chapters this time, shorter story. still multiple chapters though lmao

i'll be using the viz spelling of vamola since i like saying vamola.

Chapter 1: Kaiju Battle! VS. Her Own Feelings!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"What's that feelin' that ya' get when ya' like someone, but ya' like someone else too?"

Aira and Jiji sat beside each other, listening intently to Vamola's ramblings. It was the first time she'd ever ask them for something outside of battling stuff, let alone asking for advice. In fact, the faces that the two gave each other made two things very clear; one, Vamola was talking about two very specific people, and two, neither Jiji nor Aira knew how to answer.

Jiji was the first to speak up. "Ahh, what makes you think you like both of them at once~~?" He says, clearly trying not to imply they already know who Vamola is talking about.

"Yeah! Maybe it's a different kind of love, y'know? Like how Jiji's totally into that one girl in the magazine he stole from my-" A swift smack on Aira's back interrupts her teasing. "Owww! But seriously Vam, are you sure that it's for both of them? Not some kind of sibling love or family love?"

Vamola puffs her cheeks out, clearly a little miffed that her message isn't going through the two's heads. "Nuh-uh! It really is the like-like! Y'know, the like-like that the two I'm talkin' about have for each other!" The Kaiju quickly shuts her mouth. She totally just confirmed the two she was talking about. To her dismay, this basically triggers Aira to go full on giddy, with Jiji being just as excited.

"Awww, Vam's in love with Okarun and Momo! I can totally see it; all three of them snuggling up and watching crappy action films until they fall asleep in each other's arms… Hahh, I wish I could do that with Okarun~" Aira fantasizes about this exact situation with Okarun, which is once again shut down by Jiji smacking her back into the real world.

"Aira, this is completely different! Unlike you, Vam's got a real chance of bagging both of those love birds! I mean, look at her! She sleeps in the same room as Ayase, hell probably even the same bed," Vamola nods to that vehemently, a blush creeping onto her face. "And Okarun's practically nerding out over everything new she does! They could totally hit it all off!"

Ignoring Jiji's underhanded remark, Aira pumps her fist. "Alright! Jiji, text Kinta! I have the perfect plan that'll work 120 percent!" Jiji reels in shock, Vamola mimicking the movement to emulate her own feelings. "Already!?" Jiji blurts out, still dialing Kinta's phone anyway. "But it's been a minute since we've gotten this news! How are you already prepared!?"

Aira puffs her chest out in pride. "Of course I'm prepared! Ever since I began my life as the best ghost-slash-alien-slash-whatever investigator-slash-hunter-slash-savior, I've been reading day and night about romance and stuff! I've read every possible way to woo somebody, but this is a special two-for-one! And I have just the idea."

Notes:

aira definitely plans romantic occassions for everyone.

i wanted jiji to play some sort of straight man for this fic just cuz i wanted to see him do that kind of stuff. aira's best wingman though, since jiji has no sense of modesty and veers too flamboyant for something like this. kinta probably sings really good, like rin sawaki good.

i love the idea of vamola having a kansai dialect (or in this case, a country accent) - i headcanon that after she learned japanese, somebody gave her tutoring in the kansai dialect as a joke, but it ended up being really cute so they stuck with it.

once again reminding those who read "The Intense Feeling of Deep Connection" that i am currently writing it! this is a warm up to regain my fanfiction capabilities.

forgive me if i forget or miss anything, i have shitty memory