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The 2 ace attorneys are in a heated court battle, the outcome all depends on the evidence. A kiss from poisonous lipstick found on the victims body.
Edgeworth is presenting his case when a shout comes from the defense’s side
“OBJECTION the prosecutor knows nothing about the evidence he is providing seeing as how……..”
The court room all collectivly leans in
“Hes never been kissed”
Edgeworth put one hand to his jabot and whipped off his glasses with the other dramatically with a gasp
“ OBJECTION ill have you know ive kissed like fucking loads of times more than you could ever know (MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BWAM BWAM BWAM BWAM BWAM BWAM)
Edgeworth stomped down the prosecturors bench trampling the body of dick gumshoes with his big boy boots (foreshadowing bro got hit by edgeworths glasses, be careful where u throw ur shit guys, save a detective today) and grabbed phoenix’ hands.
Phoenix felt a warm tingling when edgeworth touched his hands, their fingers interlocking. Wait no that was the sweat, man they needed a fan in this court room.
Edgeworth and pheonix stepped on top of the judges bench.
“Your honour this is my evidence”
Edgeworth cupped phoenix’ face in his hands, eyes sparkling and all that romantic build up bullshit.
Wow this feels like just a movie phoenix thought
“Youve given me some unnecessary feelings and all that bruv” egdeworth said and then leaned in for the kiss, "do you OBJECT to this kiss"
pheonix shook his head "i OBJECT to the fact you think i would" he grabs edgeworth and they smooch.
The court watches as pheonix and edgeworth make out sloppy style on the judges bench
After ten minutes comes the deliberation, the judge wiped a tear away from his eye “welp love is real yall that was beautiful boys so beautiful i dont remember what we came here for so EVERYONE WINS”
Confetti explodes on both sides of the court. Pheonix hugs maya happy that she wont be getting the death penalty
Maya turns to the camera
“hamborger”