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    It was impossible, wasn’t it? Harry Potter despised the limelight. It didn’t take Draco very long to figure that out. It was one of the reasons he’d drawn attention to the git at any given opportunity throughout their school years. To make him squirm. To make his tanned cheeks deepen into pomegranate red. Draco couldn’t pretend he hadn’t thought of Potter regularly since they’d parted ways after graduation, but that was his burden to bear.

    No. Harry would not have willingly orchestrated such a low-brow get-rich scheme. Not at the cost of his own dignity. Meaning either the product was a sham, reliant on the blindness of celebrity worship to make its sales…

    Or it was real, and terribly, inexcusably unethical.

    Who in their right mind would ever buy such a thing?
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    Or, Draco buys a replica of Harry Potter's prick. It's all downhill, after that.

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