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Alastor's favourite pass time is screwing with people's heads. When he sees a particular item after giving up on messing with Angel, he gets the most delightful idea. Playing mental games with that ridiculous television is always easy. And all he has to do is stand there and eat. The idiot will fill in the rest he's sure. How entertaining!
"Alastor opened the packet in his hands, the frozen treat letting off a bit of cold into the air. Red-clawed fingers delicately wrapped around the wooden stick as he gently peeled back the paper, and he felt the cameras - of course there was more than just the one - on him as he undressed the slightly softened ice cream bar. Vox's crooked face, with those silly little offset gumball eyes, stared up at him. How utterly ridiculous."