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Bider-Man
@withahyphen
Just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man 💙❤️
📍Your mom
583 following 2.2M followers
Beter
@siintern1
I post dumb shit the avengers do
📍the walls
56 following 32 followers
Beter @siintern1
yooo mr. stark just drank dum.e’s motor oil instead of coffee again !!!
| Beter @siintern1
i don't think he even noticed 😭😭
| Ironman is Cool @urlocalnerd
Um. What.
|| Beter @siintern1
idk man
| Pepper Potts ☑️ @saltandpepper
Is he okay? Do I need to come down there again?
|| Beter @siintern1
i think he's okay mrs. potts! no need to come down haha
Beter @siintern1
dr. banner just complimented my science pun shirt i think i’m gonna pass out
| Michelle @lesbianjesus
Okay nerd.
|| Beter @siintern1
like you wouldn't do the same if it were mrs. potts or miss romanoff 🙄
| Nedward @gitc
DUDE
|| Beter @siintern1
I KNOW
Bider-Man ☑️ @withahyphen
Heyy, if anyone was planning on doing any sort of criminal activity (whether it be robbing someone or taking over the world) could you pls kindly wait until after 6pm? It's my guardian’s birthday and I wanna do something special for her. Thankyou ❤️💙
| Cat Dad No. 1 @ultimate.catlover
no stress dude, we can wait
| Road work ahead?? @surehopeitdoes
Yeah, no worries man, send her our best 🫶
|| road work ahead? ☑️ @shurihopeitdoes
Ain't no way one of Spidey's criminals stole my twitter name wtf is this bull 😭😭
| Ironman is Cool @urlocalnerd
Dude this is actually insane wtf 😭😭
|| Spidey's no. 1 fan @sonicspeed
Ig even the criminals love spidey
Midtown Journalist @bettyboop
Crime rates drop to zero for a single day so Spider-Man can spend the day with his guardian for her birthday. Click here to find out more.
Bider-Man ☑️ @withahyphen
Thankyou to all the criminals who stayed home today. My guardian and I had a great time and I couldn't have done it without you all ❤️💙
Spidey's no.1 fan @sonicspeed
Day 214 of me apologizing for saying @siintern1 ‘s internship was fake. Sorry dude, I was kind of an asshole
| Beter @siintern1
really flash it's okay !! i don't think anyone believed me it's fine haha
Tony Stark broke into my garage @potatokid
Your daily reminder that Tony Stark broke into my garage when I was 12
| Beter @siintern1
lmao who is this guy