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one day, paul and ringo got FREAKY and got paul PREGNANT. so paul was pregnant but ringo was like "ummm.........yk what,...heh..i have to go get milk!" and fucking left. so paul was left ALONE. So when the baby was born (it looked like a bbay ringo), paul took it to a park with a pond and fucking chucked his baby into the pond. And when he got back to his home, RINGO WAS THERE?!??!?! "oh ello paul! do ya know where me baby is!" Paul stood there for a moment "fuck. uh. In the bedroom!" ringo nodded and went to the bedroom, paul following him. As ringo walked into the room, paul pulled out a fucking REVOLVER (do u get it) AND SHOT RINGO MULITPLE TIMES. As Paul walked back to the living room, FUCKING JOHN LENNON WAS THERE "oh hey paul! whats up!" "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........heh i mean hi john" they sit down on the sofa and just watch tv before paul spoke again "yo john do u want a joint!" "oh sure paul!" so they started smoking joints, before FUCKING RINGOS GHOST COMES BACK TO LIFE "wait paul is that ringos ghost what why is he dead" "FUCK. FUCK. UM." "paul did u kill ringo" "I DIDNT KILL HIM. want another joint?" Then fucking george comes in and yells "GUYS! GUESS WHOS PREGNANT AND WHOS THE BABY DADDY!!!!" then theres a dramatic drumroll before george yells again "ITS ALL YOU!!!!!" paul sits there for a bit before pulling out his revolver again and SHOOTING HIMSELF. Then ringos ghost and john lennon take care of georges baby tyhanbks the end