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Pleasantly Pearlescent with Perspiration by orphan_account for Circle_Eyed
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Dec 2012
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Summary
Or, excerpts from the #1 New Culler Temporal Points bestseller, In which the Enchantress of the North travels to the Shining Keep of the Jade Throne to consult with her longtime ally, the Queen of the Vampires, who has requested her input on the topic of an arranged marriage between her heiress and the Countess of the Eighth Sea Pir8 Fleet or the Princess of the Mermaids, which is intended to strengthen ties between the Vampires and one side of the long-running seagoers' feud, but instead finds the heiress very attractive while the countess makes out with the princess instead, overwrought drama involving seadweller politics, an attempted coup, and pirate-seadweller relations, the heiress becomes a vampire in what is implied to be a slightly incestuous manner, nearly a daisy chain, etc.