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You Stupid Bitch (The perfect one for you is me) | Y/n x Mina Ashido

Summary:

Y/n is most definitely head over heels for the cutest alien in UA, Mina Ashido. However navigating this situation is rough, ESPECIALLY since Y/n doesn't know if Mina returns the feelings, and she really doesn't want to fuck this up. No amount of weed, ol' reliable, can help her avoid these feelings. But she's not the only one suffering, Kaminari is too! How fun.

Chapter 1: Two Bisexuals Smoking Weed

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Super short intro chapter to see if peeps are interested, please comment <33

Name: Y/N L/N (So creative ik)

Quirk: Chemicals (gas)

Y/N can produce any gas chemical from their body in separate pores, so they can also mix them as they please. This quirk can get pretty powerful if Y/N gets extremely good at chemistry. However if they overuse their quirk they could have a gas leak, depending on the gas they've used the most. Hope that if that happens they aren't still producing any chemicals.

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It was 11:38 on a Saturday in the class 1-A dormitory. Ochako Uraraka yawns “I cant believe that you guys talked me into watching a horror movie, that was scary. How am I supposed to sleep now?”

“Yea!” Hagakure agrees.

Bakugo groans, “You could've just went up to your dorm idiots” Ochako just purses her lips at him as he walks into the elevator. “Sleepover Ochako?” Hagakure asks, “Ooo yea that sounds like fun! Anyone else wanna join?”

“No thank you I have to get up early tomorrow” Momo replies. “ILL JOINNN!” says an ecstatic Mina. ‘cute’ you thought to yourself, smiling. “Do you wanna join Y/N?” Uraraka says, turning towards you. Though you considered it for a second you eventually decided against it “Nah I'm good, thanks for the offer though” you say relaxing into the couch further.
“Ok we’ll catch you next time yea!” Mina says jumping around and you smile.

“Of course”

“Kay! See you later Y/N” She says as the group of girls enter the elevator “bummer” Hagakure comments.

After them other people start following suit and heading to their dorms. Leaving Kirishima, Sero, Kaminari, Shinsou, Tokoyami, and of course you. “Welp guess we’re the only ones left” says Sero. “MARIO KART” yells Kaminari and Shinsou smirks, “Sure I’ll challenge you to that blondie.” you notice a light dust of pink creep on Kaminaris cheeks for a slight second. “HELL YEA YOU'RE ON!”

“Not so loud there are dorms right above us,” Tokoyami Scolds. Kaminari says a quick sorry and turns on the Switch. Sero grabs the remotes and passes them out to people. “Are you gonna join Y/N?” he asks while handing you a controller. “Sure why not” you smirk, taking the controller from Sero. “Will you be joining us as well, Tokoyami?” he asks the other boy, “Maybe a few rounds but I'll just watch for a bit.”

Kaminari enters the game and you all choose your racers. You went with F/C (favorite character), you giggled a bit when you noticed Shinsou picked Shy Guy. “I'm gonna destroy all of you,” Sero said confidently as the race began. “Not if I electrocute you all,” Kaminari chirps. “Kaminari I don't think Mr. Aizawa would condone that use of your quirk right no- '' you start joking, but are interrupted by lightning appearing on everyone's screen, shrinking everyone but Kaminari. “YOU FUCKING POKEMON OF COURSE YOU GET THAT BUFF RIGHT AT THE BEGINING,” you rage as Kaminari laughs devilishly.

“I'm done trying to keep you guys from yelling” Tokoyami groans, “Come on dude!” Kirishima sighs. “THAT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME” yells Sero, “No, but this might” says Shinsou throwing a turtle at Sero and passing him successfully. The third lap comes around and you're sitting comfortably in third, Shinsou in first, Tokoyami in second, Kaminari in fourth, Kirishima in fifth, and Sero in eighth.

“Told you I'd beat you blondie” Shinsou taunts smirking. But Kaminari is also smirking, “You. fucking. Wish.” and with that he uses a blue turtle followed by a speed buff, and “Oh it must be my lucky day” says Kaminari entering the last batch of mystery boxes. “No please dont!” Sero sighs. Lighting enters everyone's screen again. “OH COME ON” you yell, “ARE YOU FUCKING-” Yells Tokoyami but he quickly shuts himself up. Kaminari passes everyone and wins, Sero is sulking but everyones laughing.

You guys play a few more races, then switch to Super Smash Bros. To which Kirishima is absolutely dominating. “Alright I'm gonna head back upstairs” says tokoyami, “alright nighty night bro” says Sero. “Goodnight Tokoyami, don't let dark shadow bite,” you say giggling. “I won't, don't stay up too late. But if you do, keep the yelling to a minimum please” he says walking into the elevator. A few more rounds in and Kirishima is zoinked out taking up one of the couches. Sero snaps a few photos for ‘Blackmail’, it isn't too long till he’s asleep on the floor. Shinsou softly laughs, “Guess that's my sign to get up to my dorm.”

“Awee alright. Sleepwell Hitoshi” says Kaminari, ‘Hitoshi huh, I knew those two were friends I guess I just didn't know how close they were.’ “Night’ Shinsou” You whisper yell, he waves his hand and disappears into the elevator. “And then there were two” you comment and Kaminari quietly laughs. After a moment of kinda not really awkward silence, “Yo, Pikachu what time is it?” You whispered, “Uhh lemme look” he says turning on his phone.

“Four eleven”

“Holy fuck really!?” You were a little surprised time had gone by so quickly. ‘It's almost four twenty… hehehe I should smoke some’ you giggled to yourself. Kaminari laughed “It really is late-” he paused looking at you, “what are you plotting laughing to yourself over there?”

‘Lightbulb’

You got up from the couch and walked over to him whispering very quietly, “Wanna smoke some bud with me at four twenty?” you asked, grinning. A smirk crept on his face. “My kinda party” he said laughing a little as you two got up and he followed you to your dorm. You shuffled through some things and pulled out a box from your closet. “Do you prefer grass, wax, or a trusty old cart?”

“I'm good with anything, whatever is easiest for you senorita drug lord”

“PFFT-” You both broke out laughing, “Oh shit shit shit, shut up I don't wanna wake Momo”

“Fuck sorry” He squealed quickly coverig his mouth trying to block out laughter, moderately failing. “Let's go with grass because it's a special occasion.”

“Ooo whats the occasion”

“Its my first time smoking with you specifically”

“I feel special”

You chuckled a little as you walked over to your sliding glass doors, “Cmon” Kaminari followed warily. Once on your balcony you begin climbing over the edge. “Bitch we’re on the fifth floor the fuck do you think youre doing!?”

“You'll be fine, I do this all the time. Just follow my lead and you'll be okay”

“I swear to god this is a deathwish”

“View it as a vibe check from god my friend”

Kaminari followed you down ledges, air conditioners, quietly on other classmates' balconies, and finally on the main floor's patio roof. “Alrighty over here and the trash cans will help us down.” Upon reaching the ground Kaminari got very cocky. “Im so fucking badass I just climbed down five stories. Suck it Shinsou!” You playfully rolled your eyes at him, “Did you check your pants for piss yet, ‘Badass’?”

“Heyyy let me have this Y/N” He whined, as you both began walking to the forest away from other dormitories.

(A/N: Sorry about the a/n in the middle of the chapter. Anywho I wrote up to this far like maybe a year ago at this point. And HOLY FUCK WHY DID I ABANDON THIS?! Anyway I'm not a consistent writer but hopefully I'll finish this or choose to publish it when it's almost finished. Enjoy girls, bros, and non-binary hoes! (2021core in 2025 is crazy)

Once a good distance from any prying eyes you and Kaminari sat down in a nice clearing surrounded by bushes. “Bro if UA has forest surveillance bots we’re so screwed,” chuckled Kaminari. “Oh hush I've done this plenty of times” you smirked, pulling out a bowl, the weed, and your grinder. “Sexyy” Kaminari commented on the theme of your smoking equipment.

“You like?”

“Uh huhhh” He said as you began to grind the bud, the smell filling your nostrils. “Smells like we’re about to have a fun night. Well- morning” You giggled. “Hell yea”

“So Kaminari, how many times have you smoked?” You asked as you filled the bowl.

“Maybe four times??”

“Sero I'm assuming?” You gave him a knowing look, you had smoked with Sero MANY times.

“How'd you guess?” He replied sarcastically. “But also Hitoshi and Mina”

“Heh” You chuckled, “Should've guessed Shinsou smoked” You said smirking as you brought the lighter to the bowl. “Care to have first hit Kaminari”

“Would be my pleasure madam” He said in a fake posh accent as he brought the opening of the bowls pipe (I need a word for this that isn't straw) to his mouth and inhaled as you burned the ground weed. Once he was done you pulled it away and proceeded to take your hit. A few minutes later Kaminari broke the comfortable silence. “Damn this is some good shit. Who do you buy from?”

“I have connections in rather ‘professional unprofessional’ places”

“Ahh, care to share the connections”

“Hmm, I'll take you with me some time then you can get his info.” You looked up at the stars “It's so pretty out here”

“Yea it really is, I should bring Hitoshi sometime” He smiled up at the sky.

“Oh?” You paused, “That reminds me. What's up with you two? Are you guys a thing?”

Kaminari sighed, “Well we’re not, not a thing”

“Soo like? You're not dating but you both know you like each other?”

“I mean sorta, we haven't kissed or even acknowledged it. Not verbally anyway. But there's moments. Tension, something only we feel”

“Oh I promise you two aren't the only ones feeling it” You chuckled and teased. Kaminari just side eyed you, playfully annoyed. “It's just the way he looks at me sometimes, the way he's like when we’re alone, how comfortable he is, but also shy,” He dazed.

“Yea gang there's no saving you from this one. You're in DEEP,” you said pulling a McDonalds cup out of nowhere and slurping up the little soda left mixed with air. Making an obscenely dramatic noise. Kaminari throws his head back and groans “I know right!” He slumped, “I'm cooked.”

“It’s okay dude me too”

“Oh?”

“Yea” You sighed. “Mina”

“I KNEW IT” He yelled. “SHHHHHHH” you hushed him. “Shit. Sorry!” He apologized. You chuckled and shook your head at him, “All good Pikachu”

“But seriously, I look at her all the time and all I can think about is how cute she is! Or how gorgeous and smooth her hair looks, or how much I want to feel her lips” You spurred. “Yeup felt that, the good news is she's totally gay,” he reassured. “Oh one-hundred percent. It's just, would she date me?”

“I mean fuck who wouldnt, youre hot, strong, super badass, and totally sexy” He winked and put his hand in a one finger gun on his chin, comically. “Oh hush, thats easy for you to say, It doesn't mean she thinks that”

“Maybe not, but there's no way in hell she hasn't at least considered it”

“That's fair. And to be clear Hitoshi definitely likes you back. I see the way he looks at you”

“You really think so,” He said, almost puppy eyed. “Oh honey I know so,” you smiled.

(A/N: I hope you enjoyed the first chapter cuties! And I do believe I shall be posting this chapter RIGHT NOW, and I'll have the next out shortly. I TOTALLY have a schedule figured out *cough* bullshit *cough* But never fear for I will- not abandon you guys- yet! Give me a few chapters till the burn out kicks in. But in all seriousness I really enjoy writing this and will be back shortlyyyy! See ya soon cuties<3)