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(TREY98 has created the group “LFC Academy Boys Group Chat”.)
(TREY98 has added JAYDEN, WHITE_SHADOW, MARCINHO, & JARELL to the chat.)
Trey98: I need your help everybody
White_Shadow: help making your shorts not look like a skirt?
Trey98: shut up White Shadow 😠
White_Shadow: can i help it 😎 small people are hilarious when they're mad
Trey98: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU--
Jayden: you said you needed help?
Trey98: oh yeah
Trey98: so I overheard the goalkeepers talking about Christmas traditions yesterday
Trey98: and Vitezslav mentioned something called "mulled wine"
Trey98: what is it, some kind of candy???
White_Shadow: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 TREY YOU KNUCKLEHEAD
Trey98: what?
Marcinho: I think what Bobby means to say is that mulled wine is wine that's been warmed
Jayden: WHY would anybody do that?
Trey98: glad I can't drink wine yet, it must suck 😣
White_Shadow: DO NOT CALL ME BOBBY MARCINHO
White_Shadow: i am the WHITE UNDERSCORE SHADOW
Marcinho: and they called me crazy
Trey98: you literally almost got Ali and Virgil married
Marcinho: they had it coming 😎
Jarell: SO, who watched the Man. City game?!
Trey98: 😂😂😂😂 THEY'RE SO CRAP IT'S HILARIOUS
White_Shadow: thank god you were watching that instead of the latest Salzburg game
Trey98: don't worry, you guys played on Tuesday and I watched that
White_Shadow: fork
Jayden: maybe you shouldn't have moved into Lijnders' house, then he could get some sleep and come up with good plans instead of chasing you around with a broom because you nearly got him in jail or something
White_Shadow: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
White_Shadow: but don't worry, I have a plan
White_Shadow: come January, I'M PUTTING IN A TRANSFER REQUEST
Trey98: 😑 it's been six months, dude
Trey98: nobody will sign you
Marcinho: my trash club in Scotland will sign you
White_Shadow: THANK GOD i needed--hold on
White_Shadow: I'm trying to move to a BETTER CLUB Marcinho
Marcinho: so am I, but here I am
(CONOR has joined the chat.)
Conor: hi guys!
White_Shadow: you only came here for JARELLLLLLL
Conor: and you only came here to pick on Trey
White_Shadow: factos
Trey98: i will infuse your bed with hot chili peppers so you can never sleep again
White_Shadow: The White Shadow is above sleep
Jayden: how are you alive jesus christ
Jarell: CONOR!!!
White_Shadow: ALERT ALERT QUEER PEOPLE
Trey98: aren't most of us here?
White_Shadow: fair
White_Shadow: ALERT ALERT QUEER PEOPLE FLIRTING
Jayden: we have a group chat with Kostas and Thiago 😑
White_Shadow: also fair
Tyler: hi guys :D
White_Shadow: would you look at that, it's the skinniest underbaked straight pretzel alive
Tyler: SAYS MALE BONNIE TYLER
White_Shadow: AT LEAST THAT'S A COMPLIMENT
Tyler: who plays for the better side??? 😏
White_Shadow: i hate you.
Jarell : sooooo who wants to build a snowman?
Trey98: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAAAAAAAAAN
White_Shadow: the snowman should be Tyler
Tyler: why don't i show you our stats compared to Salzburg's?!
White_Shadow: wow, didn't know i'm the only player there 🙄
( STEFAN, HARVEY, and VITEZSLAV have joined the chat.)
Stefan: hi!
Vitezslav: hey guys!!!
White_Shadow: why’s Vitezslav here, he looks ancient
Vitezslav: I DO NOT
Harvey: HOLA SUCKERS
Harvey: can I add Fabio to this?
Tyler: no, he already left
Harvey: but WHITE SHADOW'S here
White_Shadow: because I'm cool 😎
Harvey: FABIO'S COOL TOO
White_Shadow: no he ain't
Harvey: I'm calling Mo
(HARVEY has added EGYPTIANKING to the chat.)
EgyptianKing: what is this?!
Harvey: MOOOOOOOOOO
EgyptianKing: what, did I score without even playing?! 😂
Harvey: no, White Shadow won’t let me add Fabio to the chat
EgyptianKing: so what? The chat description said that Trey’s the moderator, so he’s the only one you need to convince
Harvey: YASSSSSS
White_Shadow: NOOOOOOO
(TREY98 has deleted EGYPTIANKING from the chat.)
(TREY98 has added FABIO to the chat.)
(FABIO has changed their chatname to BRUNOMARS’NEPHEW.)
BrunoMars’Nephew: LET’S GOOOOOO
Harvey: FABIOOOOOO
Tyler: traitor 😒
BrunoMars’Nephew: am not
White_Shadow: TAKE ME BACK ENGLAND, I BEG YOU
Stefan: don’t worry, White Shadow
Stefan: Kloppo’s starting work in half a month, he might turn this around?
White_Shadow: I doubt it 😫 at this rate i might have to go play in Wales or something
White_Shadow: at least it’s not Scotland’s SECOND DIVISION 😜
Marcinho: ughhhhhhhhhh