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"Who? Who is that damn bastard??”
As soon as he walked to the classroom door, Gojo heard Maki's extremely scary voice. But because he was Gojo Satoru, he just casually walked across the threshold like a god, not knowing that he was about to encounter unkind eyes from his students. Actually, they rarely look at Gojo with kind eyes.
“?”
And as expected, all four pairs of eyes turned to their 'beloved' teacher who had just entered. His appearance was so timely that it was like heaven's will.
“Panda, Toge, lock that idiot up”
Maki ordered, pointing at Gojo's face, which remained indifferent and unmoved.
“Do you think we can do that?”
“Okaka”
Panda and Toge looked at Maki with suspicious eyes.
“What are you guys playing?”
They began to recount Yuta's recent unusual health symptoms and spoke directly to the white-haired teacher's face.
"So? Are you the author of Yuta's pregnancy?
“That's right, that's me.”
Satoru answered Panda's question with an unusually serious expression. Yuta's face started to smoke.
“S-sensei! Don't play along with them!”
Gojo frowned, yanked off the white bandage around his eyes and said each word firmly.
“Yuta, I'm not joking. If you are pregnant, it must be my child!!!”
For the first time in her life, Yuta wanted to really hit her beloved teacher.
“I told you it wasn't–”
Before Yuta could finish her sentence, Gojo rushed forward and grabbed her shoulder.
“Yuta! Could–could it be that you were having an affair?? Who is it, who is it?? Is there something wrong with me?? Am I not handsome enough???”
The 16-year-old girl took a deep breath to gain momentum and then kicked the shin of her teacher who was screaming so hard that spit flew into her face.
“Ugh! it hurts!!”
Yuta thought she wouldn't hit sensei but she didn't expect to hit him. Yuta felt a little guilty but not really because sensei finally calmed down.
“I told you it wasn't!”
Finally, Yuta was taken to the infirmary for Shoko to be examined. It turned out that symptoms such as changes in appetite, loss of appetite, or nausea were all caused by sudden stress and work pressure. Gojo later called Ijichi to rearrange Yuta's work schedule.
“That's good, 16 years old is a bit too early, after stabilizing your career, maybe 25 is best..”
The whole group looked contemptuously at the white-haired teacher who was muttering some words worthy of being beaten.
“We DEFINITELY won't let you marry our little girl, so stop dreaming!!” - Maki spoke harshly as she pointed at the person with a white bandage around his eyes.
Rejected by the girl's parents, Gojo didn't seem to be shaken with his future plans at all but just bent down and picked up the girl in a white uniform, making her unable to help but squeal.
“Sensei?? Wha-what is it?”
Holding the little student in his arms, Gojo tilted his head.
“Um? Take you to my house?”
“Eh, your house?”
Yuta blinked her big round eyes in confusion.
“The dormitory room is quite cramped so it's not good for patients, right? My own house is also nearby. If you want, these kids can come visit you anytime, don't worry."
Gojo seemed to be one step ahead, reading Yuta's thoughts about feeling lonely if she couldn't meet her friends, making it completely impossible for her to refuse. So in the end Yuta had to let her teacher carry her home.
Well, now everyone knows that Gojo Satoru wants to have his first child when Yuta is 25 years old, everything else is just Yuta's opinion.