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    Life has completely fucked you over-
    You get kicked out by your mom, you end up in a shitty apartment on the bad side of town, you're falling apart- and to top it off, your neighbor is a psychotic mercenary in spandex who relentlessly flirts with you.
    He brings nothing but bad news and shitty jokes...
    But you're starting to like it.

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    English
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