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As everyone followed the rather very happy Armed Detectives Agency member back to his home, Dazai happily unlocked the door.
”Honey I’m home!!” He yelled.
The agency watched as the young executive approach the front door to greet him. He had long and light ginger hair which seemed uncombed, some of its strands hanging loosely on his face. He had some eye bags under his light blue eyes. He was wearing an oversized sweater and shorts.
Right behind him, they could see a child sitting on the couch while watching TV, their legs swinging wildly.
Wait- Why did they had a godamn child in their house?!
Chuuya blinked when he spotted Dazai’s colleagues behind him.
”Shitty mackerel, why do you have your good-for-nothing colleagues with you?” He asked tiredly. Dazai ignored him and looked at the young child watching the TV, his face forming a visible frown.
”Tsukiko~! Aren’t you going to greet your father~?” He asked, ignoring Chuuya’s glare when he ignored his question. The child—Tsukiko— glanced away from the TV and stuck out her tongue before turning her attention back to the TV.
Chuuya laughed and gave her a thumbs up, proud of her response. Dazai grumbled and immediately attacked Chuuya for a hug, locking his arms around his body tightly.
Chuuya let out a strangled gasp and immediately kicked him.
The agency members watch Dazai cling onto Chuuya’s leg while whining his name (‘Chuuyaaaa~! Why so mean~?) and Chuuya just face-palmed, already completely forgetting that there were guests.
Fukuzawa cleared his throat which caused everyone to jump, even the others who were watching in amusement jumped.
”If I may ask, is that girl perhaps your daughter? I believe Dazai had mentioned that he was her father.” He asked which caused the rest to realize.
”Wait... YOU GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD NAKAHARA?! OR DID DAZAI GA-“ Kunikida yelled but soon enough, he was interrupted by almost everyone face-palming.
“Smartass, does she looks familiar to either me or Dazai?” Chuuya asked, annoyed. Kunikida glanced between Chuuya, Dazai and Tsukiko and let out an “O”.
After a few seconds, Dazai immediately pushed them out of the very fancy apartment. “Well! You had seen my family now! Byeeee!!” He screeched. Kunikida let out an annoyed sigh and shook his head.
Inside, the brunette smudged his husband with kisses and cuddles while carrying him to the couch as their daughter looked away in disgust.
”Get a room!!”
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