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Snide and Prejudiced by Tavylia_Sin for LittleMissCactus
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons: Neverwinter (Video Game 2013)
19 Dec 2024
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Summary
Volo has released another book, but unfortunately it seems it doesn't live up to Grazilaxx's exacting standard. Under the guise of an invitation to the Society of Brilliance, the wizard finds himself interrogated by the society's most abrasive member. Grazilaxx is determined to ensure that the Society's good name is upheld, and that they won't have to go through the terrible trouble of scrubbing bits of wizard out of the carpet if some vengeful creature showed up to correct those mistakes instead. It certainly had nothing to do with any concern the illithid has for Volo's safety - that would be absurd.
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“Then…what is it you need from me?” The wizard tried to still his pulse, wondering what it was he might offer the offended being before him. “I can arrange compensation, a printed apology in the next issue of Baldur’s Mouth—”
“What you need, Volothamp Geddarm, is to learn. Both when to still your tongue and a litany of other topics which I have neither patience nor desire to teach you.”