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A Cockmas Carol by Haarls Dickings by Tavylia_Sin for MazeWolfie468
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Dec 2024
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Summary
Written for the Secret Sinner creative exchange (Winter 2024) with the prompt:
"Crack fic where its A Christmas Carol but Raphael is Scrooge and the rest of the House of Hope is trying to get him into the "holiday spirit"."Korilla and the other House of Hope staff want just one thing for Midwinter this year - a day off. Surely that's not too much to ask? Unfortunately, Raphael has never been known for his generosity...but perhaps a visit from several "spirits" might help to change his mind?
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“Tonight you will be visited by a ghostly three, who will show thy indiscretions to thee.” The Archivist’s tail swished behind him as he continued with wide gestures and a hollow look in his eyes. “Should you fail to heed their dire warnings, misfortune shall befall you by the morning.”“Enough! Enough with the rhyme, tell me what you mean just one more time.” Raphael cursed himself under his breath for the accidental poetry to his reply.
“You’ve buried yourself under contracts, Raphael.” Ah, good, there couldn’t be a rhyme for his name. “A fate that I myself once befell.”
“I will flay you and feed you to the Orthon.”