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Cyno came home after a long day of fucking around. "Wow. What a great day," he said happily, "Time to play genius invocation tcg." Cyno sat down to play, but he was the only one there. He could play tcg solitaire.. but he'd already done that two thousand times. This was very sad.
"I am so hurt right now. I wish someone would play TCG with me." Then in that very moment Childe Ajax Tartaglia appeared.
"Hey Comrade! I'm Childe Ajax Tartaglia, and I would like to play TCG with you."
"Wow. That/s weird."
Cyno swoons. God. Who’s this seductive beast. TCG? That’s his biggest turn on right now after such a day of work oh my god.
“It’s not that weird, I just want to get to know a cute guy like you.” Childe Ajax Tartaglia exclaims.
“THATS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT. But… I’m kinda into it.” Cyno bites his lips as he whips out his long and hard deck of cards.
It slams on the table with a thud. Childe drools. "Comrade... that's kind of sensual. Does it drag when you walk?"
"Now you're really sexually harassing me." Cyno gags, but entertains Childe's freak ass question. "Yeah. Leaves dents in the ground."
"You already whipped it out, you might as well play with it."
"Girl what." Cyno doles out his cards, and watches intently as Childe whips his girthy deck of cards out too. This was about to be the most intense game of TCG ever. Maybe the real TCG was the hoes we met along the way.
The game progresses smoothly, with the TCG master easily clearing Childe Ajax Tartaglia's novice deck. "Wow comrade! You really ate that up! We should do this again."
"Okay cutie."