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Prematurely Perished Protocol by misslillianvalentine for SpellSparkler
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Dec 2024
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Summary
Gale unexpectedly dies in a fight, and Astarion will do anything to get him back. Luckily, Gale’s simulacrum is there to help.
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After Gale comes back to life, he gets cucked by his simulacrum.
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“You almost had it. Its name is K’ha’ssji’trach’ash,” the simulacrum explains, saying the word slowly. “The last part is in the back of the throat.”“If you don’t shut up, I’ll shove something to the back of your throat,” Astarion snaps back.
The simulacrum looks him up and down. “I’m not supposed to do that without Gale present, but I imagine he would indulge you if you ask nicely. I am anatomically accurate if you are wondering.”
Astarion is about to lose his gods damn mind. Gale’s dead, his simulacrum is talking about threesomes, and some fucking Mephit refuses to cooperate.
