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1. She'll jump in the river; you'll wish you're the water by black_earth

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Dec 2024

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Female Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • aziraphale is a desperate housewife
   • crowley is a pool boy
   • Cheating
   • Ensues
   • Age Difference
   • cougar aziraphale
   • Young Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Cunnilingus
   • Foot Jobs
   • Kinda
   • Clothed Sex
   • Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Sub Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Service Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Power Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)

   Summary

   The desperate housewives AU no one asked for. Ms.Fell gets a new pool boy. Anthony is more than willing to be her plaything.

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   English

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   191

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