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Gamer Princess👸🎮: Alright. How we looking, family?
Gamer Princess👸🎮: All packed and ready??
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Packed? Yes. Ready? Absolutely not.
MVP Simp🔫: Hotel? Trivago 😂😂😂
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Alright. Well, you’re not getting any earplugs. 😒
MVP Simp🔫: Hahaha, silly strawberry 😆😆😆
MVP Simp🔫: I’m a father. I have transcended the use of earplugs 🙂🫥🥴
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Tf? 🤨
Disney Princess👑✨: Can I still get a pair? I’ll be the one with Serafina the most.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Oh, most definitely. 🙂↕️
MVP Simp🔫: She’s not that fussy, she’ll be fine
Disney Princess👑✨: Guido, this will be her first time flying. Ever. We don’t know how she’ll react.
MVP Simp🔫: Oh. Right 😐😐😐
Disney Princess👑✨: I just don’t want to disturb the other passengers..
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Oh, then you won’t have to worry about that 😊
Disney Princess👑✨: Why???
Gamer Princess👸🎮: ...
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Don’t tell me you booked us a private flight on one of those private jets. 😔🤚
Gamer Princess👸🎮:..Does a small plane make it better?
Strawberry Hipster🍓:..Sort of.
Gamer Princess👸🎮: I wanted to look into one, don’t get me wrong, but my dad said a small one would be better.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Didn’t know your dad was a pilot on the side
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Oh, shut up Mr.Grinch 😒
Mom💙: Alright kids. Let’s not start fighting now. Just wait until we get there.
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Oh, hi Mom 👋
MVP Simp🔫: Mother has arrived 🙇🙇🙇
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Hello, Bruno. 👋
Mom💙: Hi kiddies 👋
Mom💙: Anyways, when is our flight due?
Strawberry Hipster🍓: More accurately, when should we leave to get there on time??
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Just checked. It leaves at 6..
Gamer Princess👸🎮: A.M.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: So that means we have to be at the airport by..4.
MVP Simp🔫:..Oh dear Lord, please watch us on this flight 🙏🙏🙏
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Oh, come off it. It’ll be fine.
MVP Simp🔫: No, we have to fukcing watch ourselves 👀👀👀
Mom💙: Alright, I’ll end it here. If we have to get up by then, we should be asleep in the next hour, so we don’t end up nearly killing each other.
Strawberry Hipster🍓: ...
MVP Simp🔫: ...
MVP Simp🔫: Good enough for me. Night family 👋😴
Strawberry Hipster🍓: Very well. See you all in a few hours. 👋
Disney Princess👑✨: Might take us a little longer to find someplace to park the cars..
Gamer Princess👸🎮: I got us Uber XLs. Don’t worry 👍🏻
Disney Princess👑✨: Oh, alright. Sweet dreams everyone 😴
Gamer Princess👸🎮: Sweet dreams 😴
Mom💙: Sweet Christmas dreams to you all 💙