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Aizawa was so done. The day had only just started, and he was already ready to call it quits. He doesn’t want to consider the possibility that the rat was being serious right now, but it’d be irrational to think he made all of this up.
“So let me get this straight, another one of my problem children got kidnapped?”
“Correct”
“And once again another problem child went after them to rescue them”
“Correct”
“The kidnapper then somehow convinced the pair of problem children to be betrothed to her.”
“Correct”
“The kidnapper is currently staying at the dorms with the rest of my problem children”
“Correct”
“And now you want to enroll said kidnapper into my class”
“Precisely”
Aizawa sighed
“I Quit”
“You can’t”
“I’ll Sue”
“You Won’t Win”
*BANG*
Aizawa slammed his head into the desk and groaned “There’s not enough Coffee in the country to deal with you or these problem children”
Nezu cackled “But you still love those problem children, don’t you? I believe your first years coined the term ‘Dadzawa’ if I remember correctly?
Aizawa groaned again
“I don’t get paid enough for this”
Nezu grinned “I’m sure we can work something out”
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*Yesterday, Morning*
“GOOD MORNING LITTLE LISTENERS! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!? “
Present Mic’s voice belted through Height’s Alliance as he swung the door open. Most of the dorm was already awake, but whoever wasn’t already, well they certainly were now.
Hizashi realised his mistake as his enthusiasm was met with groans and winces in pain. Every student in the common room was currently clutching their ears, Jiro and Shouji in particular were grimacing thanks to their enhanced hearing.
“Fuck…” the hearing hero sighed.
“LANGUAGE!” Interjected Ida
Jiro ignored him and continued “Could you keep it down Mic-Sensei? I don’t think I can be considered a ‘listener’ much longer if you’re gonna rupture my eardrums first thing in the morning”.
Hizashi momentarily lost his enthusiasm over the tough crowd but quickly recovered “My bad Yo! Sorry, all you listeners! But my favourite UA Sidekick you’re just the person I wanted to see to make a shout out to!”
Jiro crossed her arms and looked unimpressed “I’m your only sidekick still at UA Mic-Sensei”.
“That still makes you my favourite yo! Even by default!” Hizashi quickly retorted.
Jiro sighed and pointed one of her earphone jacks towards his ear in response, Hizashi raised his arms up to surrender but was interrupted by Ida before he could explain the reason for him being here.
“Kyoka! It is unbefitting of a student of UA to threaten a teacher with violenc-“ Ida was cut off from his admonishment by Jiro menacingly positioning her other jack dangerously close to his ear, much to the amusement of the rest of their classmates.
“So? What did you want to tell me Mic-Sensei?” Jiro questioned.
Hizashi raised his voice in excitement but managed to turn it down enough to not make anyone’s ears bleed. “WHAT DID I WANNA TELL YOU!? YOU WON MY RADIO COMPETITION YO!” He pulled out 4 pieces of paper and showed them off to Jiro” YOU WON 2 VIP TICKETS AND BACKSTAGE PASSES TO SEE THE ONE AND ONLY SPEOTHOS VENATICUS PERFORM TONIGHT! CAN I GET A HELL YEEEEEEAAAAH!?!?”
Jiro’s eyes widened in shock as they momentarily shone with excitement until she heard the words ‘tonight’ and her expression dropped, she raised her eyebrow as she responded sarcastically to her teacher.
“Wow thanks Mic-Sensei, I can’t believe you’d give me these tickets and cancel our super important work studies mission with Aizawa-Sensei tonight so I can go to the concert, that’s so thoughtful of you”
Realisation dawned on Hizashi as he remembered their mission and they both knew they couldn’t get out of it. “Ah crap baskets…I’m sorry little listener.”
Jiro smiles in understanding as she takes the tickets “Eh it’s fine shit happens”
“LANGUAGE!” Ida calls out again
Jiro again ignored his pleas to refrain from swearing and thanked a still apologetic Hizashi before he left.
Then, she turned around to face everyone who was listening to the interaction in the common area. “So does anyone who’s name isn’t Ida want these Speothos Venaticus tickets for tonight?”
There were a few murmurs between the classmates wondering who the band was, what kind of music they played and if they were free tonight, but surprisingly enough Midoriya was the first to speak up.
“I can go, unless anyone else would rather take the tickets”
“Huh didn’t take you for a hard rock/heavy metal kinda guy Midori” Jiro questioned curiously.
Midoriya sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck “Haha…W-well I kinda had a phase where I listened to that kind of music a lot back in middle school. I still listen to Speothos, Coldrain and some other bands while training sometimes”.
“Huh, cool” Jiro commented, sounding somewhat impressed, she’d have to talk more about music with the greenette later. “So Midoriya’s got 1 ticket, who wants to go with?”
Mina grinned and glanced at Toru as an idea formed, she probably replied in turn but it’s hard to tell with the invisible girl.
“Interesting…A dark banquet of the devil’s melodies. I believe that I-SQUARK” Fumikage wheezed as Toru kicked him in the shin. He was about to say something before he saw Mina cross her arms together before clasping her hands in a pleading fashion.
Fumikage sighed wondering what the 2 were up to “…Have plans tonight, so unfortunately, I will not be able to attend.
Thankfully Toru was wearing gloves so Fumikage could see the thumbs up gesture, though he couldn’t see her mouth the words “Sorry” to him, realising this and feeling silly she decides to apologise later.
Before anyone else can ask for the tickets Mina kicks her plan into guilty gear “Uraraka you’re free tonight, right? Why don’t you go?”
Uraraka almost choked on her mochi “M-me!? A-at a concert? W-with D-Deku? B-but” Ain’t tha like a date!? She didn’t voice that last bit aloud but the flush across her face made it obvious to most of the class what she was thinking.
Of course, the object of her affection was completely oblivious to her feelings and thought back to the time where she ran off and (had thought she’d) called him a bug at the mall a few months back.
M-Me and Uraraka at a concert? Together? Alone? N-No way she’d wanna go with me! I’m not that lucky! I’m just a plain looking worthless Deku…
Meanwhile, as Midoriya was lost in his self-deprecating thoughts. Jiro, who had caught onto Mina’s scheme walked up to Uraraka who was having a crisis of her own as she fantasized having a date with Deku and whispered in her ear.
“You know Uraraka the lead singer Elphelt is known for having a massive sweet tooth, I bet you could get some good mochi at the venu-“
That was more than enough to momentarily bring Uraraka out of her thoughts and squeak out “I’ll go!”
This in turn brought the verdette out of his own thoughts as he squeaked out a surprised “Huh!?” He looked stunned as he turned to Uraraka “R-Really? You d-don’t need to if you don’t want too.”
Uraraka grabbed the other ticket from Jiro before she could change her mind, she’d realized she’d just been played but she had to do this, no matter how flustered he made her.
“N-No I wanna go Deku! A-AnywayIBetterGoUpstairsAndGetReadyForTheConcertSoI’llSeeYouLaterOkDekuByeeeee” And with Uraraka squeaking that out and sprinted up to her room at a speed that’d make even Ingenium jealous.
Mina squealed as she and Toru ran after the brunette, but not before quietly apologising and thanking Fumikage and Jiro for their assistance with their plan, leaving a confused and flustered Midoriya in the common room with the rest of the class.
I’m going to a Speothos concert! With Uraraka! Alone! Am I dreaming!? It’s almost like a d-d-d-d-d-d-dat-“ and before he could finish that thought, he fainted.
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Once Izuku had regained consciousness, Kirashima and Kaminari had dragged him up to his room to get ready for the concert; they'd also brought Todoroki along because he had a surprisingly good sense for fashion.
The 2 had been threatened asked by a few of the girls to help Izuku get ready for his ‘date’ with Uraraka, because Heaven or Hell Izuku would wall-break straight there if he showed up wearing anything All Might related or if he wore a shirt that said ‘shirt’ on it.
“G-Guys is all this really necessary?” Stammered Izuku, he’d gotten better with his stutter over the past few months though him feeling flustered had brought the stuttering back with a vengeance.
“Of course, dude! You’re going on your first date with Uraraka! We gotta make sure you go out there looking good!” Kaminari grinned while going through Izuku’s wardrobe.
Izuku’s face flushed making him look like a Strawberry “D-d-d-date!? B-b-b-ut! It’s not a d-date! We’re j-just f-friends! W-why would U-uraraka wanna go out with s-someone l-like me?”
“C’mon Midoribro! Having self-worth and believing in yourself is manly!” Kirashima pumped his fist in the air and spoke with confidence. “There’s no way Uraraka doesn’t like you back man!”
“L-l-like me back!? B-But I never said-“ Izuku was cut off by Todoroki
“Midoriya. I don’t know a lot about romance, but it’s clear even to me that the 2 of you like each other a lot. You should tell her how you feel.”
“T-Tell her!?” Izuku squeaked at an octave that didn’t seem possible to achieve “B-but s-she’s my best friend! I-I can’t do that!”
“Of course you can Midoribro! Having the courage to confess your feelings to someone is the manliest thing someone can do!” He punched his fists together and activated his quirk “You should tell her after the concert!”
Kaminari chuckled while Izuku flustered and started squeaking out words like a chew toy “You say that, but have you had the courage to confess to Ashido yet?” The electric user teased.
Kirishima blushed but raised his eyebrow accusingly “Have you had the courage to confess to Kyoka yet Pikabro?”
“Touche” Kaminari’s cheeks now resemble the electric rodent due to their redness. Anyway, we got a problem, none of Midoriya’s clothes are gonna cut it.
The greenette stopped being a flustered mess momentarily as he turned to Kaminari “H-hey! What’s wrong with my clothes!?”
“We were specifically asked to not allow you under any circumstances not to allow you out of this room wearing any All Might merch with the word ‘shirt’ on it” Todoroki stated bluntly.
“W-What!? W-why? Who made those rules!?” Midoriya retorted, unaware of the issues of his fashion sense.
“Unimportant, if we hurry, we should be able to make it to the mall and back and purchase some clothing for Midoriya to wear, I still have my father’s card” He said as he flashed his Dad’s credit card from his wallet.
“T-Todoroki you don’t nee-”
Todoroki made a stopping motion to interrupt Midoriya before reaching out his hand. Flowers seemed to sprout around him as he shone a smile at the greenette “Let’s max out my father’s credit card…together!”
Tears fell from Kirashima’s eyes as he muttered the words “So manly…”
Kaminari smiled and grabbed Midoriya “C’mon guys you heard the man, let’s go!”
And so, the 4 of them went out for their impromptu shopping trip.
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*A few weeks later when Endeavour’s credit card bills came in*
“SHOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
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*Back to the present in Uraraka’s room*
Ochaco was currently floating around the ceiling while the rest of the girls in her class were attempting to bring her back down and help her prepare for her ‘date’. Getting her back down was a piece of cake. However, getting her to stop being so flustered that she’d immediately float back up there was not.
“You can’t stay up there forever Kero, you’re gonna have to come down eventually to go on your date with Midoriya” Croaked Asui.
“I-It’s not a date!” Cried Ochaco from the ceiling “D-Deku’s just a friend, he wouldn’t see me as anything more…”
“Pfffft! Of course he does!” Scoffed Mina “Midori’s head over heels for you girl! You’re both just denser than Kaminari after he short circuits himself!
It was right around this moment that Jiro heard the electricity user sneeze downstairs, and chuckled to herself “She’s right you know, Midori’s got it bad for you”
“B-But-“
Toru interjected “But nothing girl! Just accept it and we can move on to figure out what you’re gonna wear tonight! We’ve gotta do something about your wardrobe because no offense you kinda dress like a gymbro lesbian”
Ashido cackled “Hahaha you’re right! God these two are made for each other with their stupid ass fits! I hope the boys got my message and get something good for him to wear tonight”
Ochaco would normally refute Toru’s comment, but she was too focused on what Ashido said ‘M-Made fer each other?’ Her face burned up at the thought and she floated around the ceiling “W-What should I do?”
Yaomomo spoke up “There’s no need to panic Uraraka, with my family's connections it’ll be a simple matter to get an outfit made for before the concert tonight.”
“N-no I can’t ask you to do that!” Ochaco waved her hands frantically, she always felt guilty receiving something from others. She didn’t have much money and always thought there’d be no way to repay someone for their kindness.
Yaomomo just smiled at her friend “It’s no trouble Uraraka, just promise me you’ll try not to be too embarrassed, and that you will try to enjoy your night. Whether you both want to act on your feelings, or you want to wait longer until you’re ready to confess, I'm sure tonight will be one to remember for the two of you.”
“But you should confess today! I’m tired of waiting for this ship to sail!” Mina stomped the ground impatiently.
The Yaoyorozu heir chuckled “Now now Mina we shouldn’t meddle too much in their future relationship”
“As my fellow curly haired compadre would say ‘Meddling when you don't need to, is the essence of being a hero!’ So It’s time for me to be a hero and get these two lovebirds together!”
Jiro smirked at the pink girl “Why don’t you lead by example and confess to Kirishima first”
Mina’s already pink skin darkened around her face “M-Maybe I will! Right after you confess your feelings to Kaminari!”
If Jiro was drinking something she would have done a spit take “Pffft f-feelings!? W-what feelings!? I don’t have any of those! Fuck off!” She blushed as she profusely denied the pinkettes claims.
“This is no time for Tsundere Tomfoolery!” Declared Toru
“Tsundere!?” Jirou interjected
Toru continued “Our resident Kirby needs an outfit for tonight pronto!
Ochaco puffed up her cheeks at that comment “Hmph! I’m not Kirby!”
Three dots seemingly appeared one after another in the air, as the girls stared at the gravity girl with annoyingly straight faces, before Ochaco let out a “Poyo” in defeat.
Mina continued where Toru left off “Anyway let’s hook Ochaco up with an outfit that’ll knock Midoriya off his feet! Bonus points if we make him faint again!”
Ochaco groaned, she had a long day ahead of her. And hopefully she didn’t embarrass herself in front of Deku tonight.
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Izuku paced up and down the common room twitching nervously as he waited for his date best friend so they could head to the concert together.
Todoroki went completely overboard with the shopping spree they went on, Izuku ended up with a completely new wardrobe that probably cost as much as a house in Tokyo. Just the outfit the greenette was wearing currently cost over 2 million yen!
He’d tried to tell Todoroki that it was all too much and he couldn’t let his friend spend so much money on him, but the boy had insisted he was paying with his father’s credit card, and this was his way of getting back at his dear old dad for all the abuse over the years. So, when he put it like that, the OFA successor couldn’t really argue with him.
Izuku rolled up the sleeve of his green faux leather jacket and checked the time on his emerald-coloured watch-the gold roman numerals indicating that it was 6pm-The pair should be able to make it to the concert together in good time.
Then the greenette fiddled with his burgundy cashmere sweater, tucking it in and out of his woolen black jacquard trousers as he fretted over which way looked better.
For the ninth time he knelt to check out his new dark red sneakers and make sure the laces were tied up properly. The rest of the guys had picked out some other coloured trainers for him but for today at least he wanted to stick with the usual shade.
“Wooooow you clean up good Midori!”
Izuku jolted up and looked towards the source of the voice Mina, she was grinning like a cheshire cat as she looked him over.
The green bundle of nerves managed to squeak out a “O-Oh u-um t-thanks A-Ashido” to the compliment.
Mina giggled “You’re welcome my fluffy haired brethren! Now without further ado, allow me to introduce you to your date this evening!”
The flustered greenette tried to stutter out a response and say that this wasn’t a date, but his voice came to a complete stop when Uraraka walked into the room.
She wore a cozy dark green winter jacket that draped down to her knees. She also wore a matching headband and fluffy gloves of the same color that made him feel warm and fuzzy despite the chilly December weather outside.
Her trousers seemed like a plain black pair from the right side, however on the left side they were adorned with a beautiful celestial pattern, with stars and constellations decorated across the entire left leg-Her bag had the same pattern and was attached to a chain that she wore across her shoulder.
Finally, she wore a pair of black boots that had a fur lining on the inside of them, they added a few centimetres to her height, making her almost as tall as himself.
It was like nothing he’d ever seen her wear before yet somehow it still all felt very Ochaco.
Mina and Toru giggled in the background watching the pair of them stare at each other without saying a word, Izuku was the one that broke the silence in the end thanks to an encouraging nudge and a thumbs up from Kirashima.
“M-mochi!” Izuku squeaked out, causing Ochaco’s face to flush as she realised, she was staring at her crush.
“E-eh!?” Both teens were a bundle of nerves, Jiro-who was perched on 1 of the tables nearby, winced due to how high of an octave the pair were making because of their jitters.
“U-Um I-I b-bought you some m-mochi…w-while I-I was s-shopping. I-I hope y-you l-like it!
Ochaco looked through the transparent window to see an array of different coloured mochi , crafted into the shape of flowers. The sight made her heart skip a beat and her face flush red.
“T-Thank you D-Deku, that’s s-sweet of you.” She smiled softly, Izuku returned the action with a wobbly smile of his own. An awkward silence loomed over the Green Tea pairing.
Both were confident that despite everyone else in class thinking that this was a date, this was in fact a completely platonic outing between friends. Their totally non-existent feelings were definitely not reciprocated by the other (Though of course this was COMPLETE bullshit). They’d push any romantic thoughts down, have a nice evening together and it wouldn’t be awkward at all.
This growing silence was completely normal and totally not awkward in the slightest, the pair were off to a great start.
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Cough
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“Okaaaaaay” Mina clasped her hands together, desperate to cut through the uneasiness in the air, and get this ship sailing.. “Well then you two kids have fun, don’t get into too much trouble and get her home before curfew!” The self-proclaimed Alien Queen gave Izuku a nudge and a wink before she pushed both her friends out the door and waved them off so they could enjoy their ‘date’
What could go wrong?
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After the pair had stumbled their way out of the dorm, they made their way over to the station to head to the concert the venue. At first it was an awkward start, with both Izuku and Ochaco nervously glancing at each other from the corners of their eyes.
It was the gravity girl’s turn to start fidgeting with her outfit as she tried not to let her crush notice the internal panic going on in her mind right now.
Get it t’ah gether Ochaco! This ain’t a date! Yer just hangin’ out with yer best friend…a really cute, sweet, amazin’ best friend who does not look INCREDIBLY hot right now…Who am I kiddin’? How’s he so hot!? Do I look ok? I should say somethin’ right? We’ve been quiet for a while now. Think Ochaco just say somethin’!
“So…uh…Deku…we’re both wearing green tonight”
REALLY!? THA’S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH!? DANG IT OCHACO!
Oblivious to Ochaco’s internal struggles as he was too preoccupied with his own, Deku shakes himself out of his head as he realizes that the silence between them was broken. “O-Oh haha y-yeah…I guess you’re right”
There was another short silence between the pair before Deku added “Y-you look really good by the way…like perfect.”
Ochaco blinked a couple times wondering if she heard him right, as had a feeling of Déjà vu, she wondered why until she remembered the start of their evening at I-Island, while they were still excited for the night ahead and unaware of the villain attack about to commence.
She smiled, hoping that tonight would be different, neither of them would have to get into any crazy battles and they could just enjoy a night alone, just the two of them. Though being reminded how they were alone together did cause her face to flush red again.
“T-thanks Deku…Y’know you said the same thing once before”
“H-huh? I did!?” The startled boy replied, he tried to remember when he had the confidence to say such a thing. He always thought Ochaco looked nice (Especially in her hero costume) but having the courage to tell her she looked nice? That wasn’t as common.
Ochaco just giggled at the flustered boy struggling to remember when he’d said that “You told me back on I-Island, I was really nervous about how I looked. It was embarrassing wearing such fancy formal wear. I didn’t think it suited me…but you told me otherwise” She smiled softly as her cheeks continued to shine red, it was a precious memory.
“I…can’t believe you remembered that. (Or that I was able to tell you that) I-I meant what I said though…I-I still do.” The blushing broccoli smiled as he scratched his face, feeling a bit embarrassed telling his crush what he thinks of her outfit.
Ochaco now looked like she was trying to impersonate Mina with how pink her face had gotten “You know…you look good too Deku…I’ve never seen you wear that kind of stuff before” She turned away hoping he wouldn’t notice her growing blush but kept throwing glances his way as she tried to subtly keep looking at him.
“O-Oh thanks Uraraka…Todoroki and the others took me shopping earlier. They went a bit overboard with all the new clothes but..I-I’m glad you like them.”
Ochaco chuckled wondering if Mina and the others put them up to it. “The girls helped me with my outfit too, it was sweet of them, but they didn’t need to insult the rest of my outfits in the process.” She pouted, remembering Toru’s ‘Gymbro Lesbian’ comment. What did she even mean by that?
Izuku laughed and sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, the others told me I couldn’t go out wearing any of my usual clothes too. There’s nothing wrong with our fashion sense is there?”
Ochaco giggled in agreement “Hmph I don’t know what their problem is, there’s nothing wrong with our clothing”.
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“Hey Ashido, should we really be doing this?” Kirashima asked while carrying a bundle of Midoriya’s clothes.
“They’ll thank us later-Besides we got them a ton of new threads today! They won’t even miss them” His horn buddy replied carrying a bundle of Uraraka’s clothes. The pair of them were approaching a large bonfire managed by Todoroki, using his quirk to control the flames.
Toru stood up on a chair while her classmates made the final preparations, “Kings, Queens and the Royal Rainbow in-between! We are gathered here today for a joyous occasion! Today we will finally be rid of the dastardly villains known as Izuku Midoriya and Ochaco Uraraka’s fashion sense! We will throw them into the fiery prison where their clothes shall serve their sentence for eternity!”
A majority of the crowd whistled and gave a round of applause to the invisible girl as she led the ceremony. The crowd in question comprised of nearly every student in class 1-A and 1-B. Even Midnight, The Big 3 and Eri were here for the occasion-though Eri didn’t quite know what was going on.
“Now my loyal horny subjects, brin-“
Her speech was interrupted by the cackles of the crowd.
“Ok that’s on me, not the best phrasing there” Toru for once was thankful for being invisible so her blush was hidden from her friends.
“What I meant to say was my loyal horned subjects, bring me those malicious villains that aim to tear the fashion industry to threads!”
Kirishima and Ashido stepped up to the flames, ready to burn their friends' old clothing now that their awful wardrobes were finally replaced with some nice-looking clothing.
“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?” The class 1-A Rep marched over, he’d noticed the flames outside the dorms and was wondering what was going on.
“Uhhhhh just some good old fashioned inter-class bonding to inspire teamwork and all that with snacks and a bonfire! Midnight’s even here for supervision so the flames don’t go out of hand!” Kaminari-without any hesitation lied out of his ass, he knew Ida wouldn’t be pleased with what they were about to do.
“Ah I see! How splendid! I applaud you all for organizing an event promoting such camaraderie!” Ida beamed; they were all acting as exemplary U.A Hero Course students.
“Ida-deaar, would you mind using those strong fast legs of yours to run to the store and grab some snacks for the occasion. I’m sure Eri would just love some candy apples tonight.” Midnight purred as Eri’s eyes shone with glee at the thought of eating more of her favorite food.
“Of course, Midnight-Sensei! I would be honored to assist in any way I can with this class-exercise!” And with that Ida was off…and out of the way of the real festivities. Though they’d be sure to thank him for the snacks and enjoy the evening with him when he got back.
For now, the flames awaited, and they had offerings to burn.
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As their old outfits burned in the flames, the unaware green tea duo were finally starting to get over their initial awkwardness as they reached the concert venue. Jiro was not lying about the array of sweet food available, so Ochaco was happily munching on some mochi, saving Izuku’s gift for later so she could squeal to herself over how Deku had bought her flowers (She doesn’t care that they weren’t actual flowers, that they made from mochi just made the gift a million times better).
On the other hand, Deku was carrying a bag full of Speothos Venaticus merch, it seemed like good quality too. While Ochaco had never been to a concert before she had a few random bits of band merch from second hand stores which didn’t look anything near as nice as what Deku bought.
She couldn’t help but giggle as Deku excitedly inspected the merch he was carrying, he had a couple t-shirts, hoodies, keychains and a figurine, “Y’know considering how much of a Hero Otaku you are I shouldn’t be surprised to see you geek out over all the band merch too.”
Said Otaku blushed at the comment, even long after the best room contest when they’d first moved into Heights Alliance it still embarrassed him when he thought about his whole class- especially Uraraka seeing his All Might collection.
“W-Well it’s not all for me! I-I thought Jiro might be bummed about her work studies clashing with the concert, so I got a couple things to her…, b-but yeah I guess I like collecting stuff too” He laughed sheepishly as his head flushed in embarrassment, making Ochaco laugh even more as the pair took their seats.
He’s too cute! He looks like a human strawberry when he blushes!
“I know you were the first to ask for a ticket, but I didn’t realize you were such a big Speothas…Fanaticas fan?”
“Haha you mean Speothos Venaticus? I love listening to them while I’m training! They’re a brand-new band who came out of nowhere last year and exploded in popularity thanks to their shining frontwoman Elphelt Valentine! She has an incredible vocal range and she’s really pretty too! She tends to be clumsy tripping over herself on stage sometimes but it’s part of her charm and her fans love seeing her antics! The band’s first album has sold over 20 Million copies worldwide over the last year!”
Ochaco took in every word of Deku’s mutter-storm, after being friends with him for so long and thanks to working alongside Nejire Senpai at Ryukyu’s agency she’d gotten accustomed to them, she’d always found it cute but she was happy she could now understand 2 of her closest friends easily now.
Her eyebrow did twitch a bit when Deku talked about her charm and appearance, but she would go on to find herself agreeing with him later in the evening. In the moment, however, she felt something akin to a coldness envelop her heart.
Before she could respond the lights dimmed and the rest of the audience erupted into cheers and whistling, raising pink and white glow sticks into the air in anticipation of their star’s arrival.
She could hear Deku’s voice amongst the cheering as she turned round to see him waving round a pair of glowsticks of his own. When did he even get those!?
“Thank you all for waiting!” A cheery voice from the stage shone through the stage as the spotlight rained down showing Elphelt Valentine performing a perfect split on stage rising onto her feet as the band started to perform the opening riff for her signature song-Extras started to reverberate round the stadium.
“It’s time for Elphelt Valentine to sing her heart out!” The lead singer continued, she turned her head back as a light emerged around her microphone before flipping back around and screaming the first verse of the song”
♫ IGNITE THE DRIVE (DRIVE) IN YOUR SOUL! IT’S CALLING YOUUUUUUU! ♫
The rockstar raised her hand, making some sort of sign with it that Ochaco did not recognise, but the crowd erupted in cheers and started mimicking her, so she did the same. Another guitar riff roared, multiple pillars of fire erupted behind her in time with the music.
Deku wasn’t lying about her vocal range, her voice soared throughout the venue easily switching between different keys. She sounded so peppy and cheery in the breaks when she spoke, then there was her angelic singing voice that was just as beautiful, if not more than Jiro’s. Finally, the contrast of these voices to her death metal screaming was incredible.
Watching Elphelt on stage caused Ochaco’s heart to flutter with a warmth that replaced the cold she was feeling earlier, her face burning red as she glanced over to see joy on Deku’s face as he enjoyed the concert as well. Seeing all the smiles of Deku, Elphelt and the crowd only caused Ochaco’s own smile to shine even brighter.
As the show went on Ochaco couldn’t help but be captivated by some of Elphelt’s songs about love-The screaming parts really contrasted the theme of the songs, but they were still amazing to listen to.
♫ In the sunset, the sky was ablaze with gold embers! ♫
There was just something about the way she could easily form smiles on every single member of the audience, Elphelt herself having the prettiest smile of all (Besides Deku of course).
The idol ended up sending Ochaco spiraling into a bi panic, a feeling Ochaco had become painfully familiar with once she’d started working at Ryukuy’s agency. The first time she’d seen Hado Senpai in the locker room had caused her to have a bi awakening, making it very difficult to hold a conversation with her without exploding into a blush.
The feelings weren’t as intense as what she felt towards Deku but it did take a while before she could hold a conversation with the 3rd year student without getting flustered, and she was starting to develop a teensy crush on Elphelt now too, something she had in common with her primary object of affection next to her.
The show was over all too soon, and while she was sad to see it end her heart did skip a beat when she noticed her hand was interlocking with Dekus’s. WHEN DID THA’ HAPPEN!?
She didn’t know if Deku was just too oblivious to notice or he was happy to hold her hand like this, she presumed it was the former though-There’s no way it’d be the latter…righ’?
“That was amazing! It’s completely different hearing her live! Did you enjoy the concert too Uraraka?” Deku asked her his eyes beaming with excitement, it was cute seeing him like this. She’d never seen him so excited for anything besides Quirks and Heroes.
“Y-Yeah, I had a lot of fun Deku! I’m glad we got to go together” Uraraka smiled softly back at him. She felt bad for being glad that Jiro had to give up her tickets because of her work studies but seeing how happy the show made Deku (And herself too) she couldn’t help but feel that way.
It was at this moment Deku realized that he was holding Uraraka’s hand causing him to quickly pull away as his face flushed red.
“A-anyway…we should get going, w-we’ve still got our backstage passes to use”. The human strawberry said to Uraraka.
“Oh yeah haha I almost forgot about them” She frowned a little thinking about how she was enjoying holding his hand despite the embarrassment she was feeling. Wish he hadn’t noticed…
The pair made their way backstage, talking about their favorite songs, how good the food was, just reminiscing how much they had enjoyed their evening so far.
The pair would stare at each other fondly until they’d blush and awkwardly glance away when the other turned to look their way, they both wondered if they could work up the courage to ask the other to do something together like this sometime…Maybe she could ask him out on a date next time?
Their thoughts interrupted as they entered the backstage area and heard a familiar but surprising voice call out to them.
“Midoriya and Uraraka!? Golly gee what are you 2 doing here!?”
To the Green Tea duo’s surprise that familiar voice belonged to none other than Elphelt Valentine! They knew they’d be able to meet her backstage, but it still shocked them that she ran over to greet them, and that she apparently knew their names too.
As fast as a bullet train the romantic rockstar came crashing into them, literally. While running towards them she tripped up the stairs and sent the 3 of them tumbling onto the floor. Thankfully despite all of the singer’s spiked accessories, no one was impaled by anything during their three way collision.
“Ow ow ow ow I’m sorry! Are you both ok?-Hold on this is the perfect setup! We collide at my concert! Will love come crashing in?!”
That comment caused the pair to fluster up again with Ochaco being the first out of the 2 to respond “L-Love?” The brunette was still trying to process the situation she was in- she hadn’t expected the idol that she had just watched live and started crushing on during the past couple hours to ram into her and Deku and start talking about love.
“Yes! It’s a high impact meet cute! And what a pleasure it is to meet you both!” She beamed at the pair as she stood up and helped them back on their feet with a surprising amount of strength.
Once she made sure everyone was physically ok the idol turned her attention to her outfit. She brushed off her white sleeveless dress and pink ruffled underskirt, straightening out her cropped pink leather jacket.
Ochaco and Deku gazed into Elphelt’s aquamarine eyes that seemed to glow like they were made of the gemstones themselves. They were surrounded by pink eyeshadow that made the idol look even more eye-catching. Despite their eyes being drawn to Elphelt’s, when they did eventually look down they both couldn’t but notice the idol’s b-b-bo-bo ‘body proportions’. So instead they let their gaze continue upwards, looking up at her beautiful snow white hair that was fashioned into a bob cut.
As the pair gawked at their celebrity crush, Ochaco realized she had a type when it came to girls at least. Elphelt reminded her of Hado-Senpai, her first girl crush in a way. They were both cheery, talkative and a tiny bit airheaded to boot.
Thankfully Deku was the next to get a word in because the gravity girl was still trying to process this encounter and her sudden revelation.
“E-Elphelt..? H-how’d you know our names?” Deku was equally flustered by the girl's dramatic entrance but he had to wonder how she knew their names already when she’d called out to them.
“Hmm? From the sports festival of course! The way the two of you poured your soul into your matches, giving your entire being to them! It was like both of you shot a bullet through the camera and straight into my heart!”
“Y-you were watching us? I’m so embarrassed…” Ochaco rubbed the back of her neck. Even all these months later she wished she could have performed better, with Deku having similar feelings about his own performance.
“Embarrassed? You guys were amazing! You showed off some serious girl power Uraraka! And the way Midoriya fought until his last bitter breath! I wish a guy would fight for me like that!” Elphelt squealed as she hugged herself-lost in her own fantasy world for a moment.
Breaking out of her fantasies Elphelt noticed the bag of merch in Deku’s hands and gasped as she went starry eyed over it. “Wait, are you perhaps…two of my fans!? Were you here to watch my show!? What did you think!?
“You were amazing! W-we were actually wondering could we get your autograph please? For us and our friend Jiro-she couldn’t make it tonight.” Ochaco asked, blushing a little while she did.
Elphelt flashed a smile as bright as a radiant dawn at their request. “Awww that’s a shame about your friend! I’ll be sure to get you all tickets for my next shining performance! But of course, I’ll sign something for you! Just so long as you both sign something for me too!”
“R-Really? You want our autographs too!?” Deku stammered, and neither he or Uraraka could believe what they were hearing.
“Of course I do! Oh, this is so exhilarating! Two rising heroes exchanging autographs with another rising star! Is this going to be my day!? My heart feels fit to burst!” She eagerly grabbed some papers she kept nearby and handed them over to the Hero students as she got away to signing her own autograph for the pair and Jiro.
Overwhelmed by their meeting Deku and Ochaco signed the papers without paying attention to what was on there before handing them back to Elphelt. In Ochaco’s case she’d just signed one of Elphelt’s show fliers, but in Deku’s case…
Elphelt thanked them both for their signatures as she handed her own to them, although her eyes widened when she looked at Deku’s. “Did…did you just sign my marriage certificate?”
“Y-your what!?” Deku stammered “Oh, I’m so sorr-“
The idol pressed her hand against her cheeks as hearts seemed to shimmer around her “Oh, mister hero how forward of you! To think we would sign our lives to each other on our very first meeting!”
“N-no I didn’t!” Deku squeaked out to no avail, Ochaco.exe had stopped responding trying to process what the hell was going on.
“Golley gee this is happening so fast!” She grabbed her arm behind her back and rocked side to side as she sighed lovingly “A love that starts at marriage… Two Hearts that don’t even know each other’s favorite food yet squabble their way ever closer!”
“W-Wait you don’t under-“
“I can see it now! My future husband debuts onto the scene rescuing my poor tender heart from a lifetime of loneliness! You support me in my dreams as I fill the world with smiles and climb up to number 1 in the charts! Meanwhile my strong dashing hero does the same as he strives to become the number 1 hero! It’s the ultimate love story for the number 1 power couple!” Elphelt rapidly flaps her arms in excitement, squealing in delight at the love story she’s fabricated which she believes will soon be a reality for the two of them.
Overloaded with all the talk of marriage and romance, Elphelt’s self-proclaimed ‘future husband’ faints, only to be caught in the idol's arms before he hit the floor.
“Come now dear you can’t fall asleep yet! We’ve got a wedding to plan! Now where did I put my wedding dress? See you later Uraraka! It was lovely meeting you!” And with that the idol dashed away carrying the unconscious bewildered broccoli boy away in her arms.
Hearing her name Uraraka rebooted as she pieced together what on earth just happened, coming to the realization that her best friend that she was thinking about confessing to later just got kidnapped by her celebrity crush so that she could marry him.
She just stole Deku away right in front of her.
Mother fucker! Nobody steals away mah Deku like tha’!
“Get back here ya lovey-dovey degenerate!” Ochaco roared as she sped off in search of them. Screw him being her future husband, I’m gettin’ mah future boyfrien’ back!
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The sweet daydream bullet train came to a screeching halt once she and her self proclaimed green ragdoll of a fiance burst through the doors of the hotel she was currently staying at for her show.
If Izuku was conscious he'd probably marvel at how impressive the hotel looked. It had a sleek modern design, it was a pristine white building that was just over 2 dozen stories high.
Elphelt on the other hand, who’d already gushed over the hotel when she first checked in, just burst through the doors, quickly greeting the employee behind the reception as she dashed towards the currently empty events venue.
The employee at the desk blinked for a moment before going back to complete their Genshin Impact dailies.
Not even 10 minutes later he ignored the enraged looking brunette who he was pretty sure wasn't a guest at the hotel who came charging through in the same direction.
I don't get paid enough for this... The receptionist thought to himself as he exhaustedly claimed his primogems before moving onto Honkai.
Rewinding back 10 minutes, Elphelt gleefully spun her supposed husband to be around in the air as she giggled to herself.
The large hall, which served as the hotel’s events venue, was decorated with vibrant parasols hanging from the high ceiling and petals scattered across the aisle.
At the end of the hall there was a gorgeous archway adorned with varying pink and white flowers.
The guest chairs were all lined up to face where the lucky couple would have been standing to recite their vows and pledge their love to each other.
The atmosphere only fueled Elphelt's fantasies further as she tightly embraced her 'groom to be'.
"Isn't this all wonderful darling!? I know I am being a little impatient but I just can't wait to plan our special day! I just know it's gonna be the most perfect wedding that we'll remember for the rest of our lives! We'll invite all our friends and family, and as we say our vows everyone will tear up and say 'They're so in love!'
She spun Izuku around some more, unknowingly flinging the poor green soul towards the ceiling. Thankfully for him the venue had a cathedral ceiling so he didn't end up crashing into it thanks to the lovestruck idol’s obscene levels of strength.
Meanwhile Elphelt continued daydreaming about their future together. "...Once we're happily married together our honeymoon paradise can begin! Where should our honeymoon be dear?" she asked blissfully unaware of her free falling 'fiancé'.
"I'm happy to go wherever you go but I LOVE Paris! It's the city of love!" she sighed dreamily as she pressed her hands against her flustered cheeks.
"Want to hear what my ideal honeymoon looks like? We arrive in the city of love during the early morning! We start the day feeding each other the most delectable crêpes at a Petit Cafe! Then we tour Pari hand in hand, the atmosphere filling our hearts with even more love for each other with every step! After we rest our weary legs from a day of wonderful exploring we'll have a romantic candlelit dinner for 2 under the stars...but wait! On the first night of our stay the city is attacked by a dastardly villain-Bomb Voyage! He's nefariously planted bombs around the Eiffel Tower and blows It to smithereens! You may not be able to save the building but you save every civilian! All while capturing the evil-doer and making him pay for his crimes! The city weeps over the loss of their national treasure! You call out to them and say 'Weep not citizens! I know you mourn the loss of such a great monument, but my gorgeous wife is the most incredible national treasure of them all!’ Then I'll pour my heart to them all in song! You'll save their lives and I'll save their spirits!” The idol squealed and flapped her arms wildly in excitement.
Her tale was met with a stifled scream coming from Izuku, he was currently plummeting towards Elphelt after being awoken by his newly awakened danger sense.
While the new Quirk had thankfully awoken the passed out hero but it also gave him a throbbing headache.
Hearing his voice Elphelt looked up curiously, smiling softly at her 'future partner' plummeting towards her.
She caught Izuku in her arms with a twirl as she nonchalantly saved him from the impending doom Elphelt ignorantly sent the greenette towards.
"He he! Caught you! Let's make a family together!" the idol beamed at him while still holding him in a Bridal carry.
Izuku, having no idea what situation he has got himself caught up in exploded into a blush as he stammered out "F-f-f-f-family!? M-m-me!? E-Elphelt!?"
"Of course darling! I see us in a massive cliffside home, hidden away from society as we come and go as we please! It'll be a perfect escape from Paparazzi and Villains, but not too secluded so you'll be able to heroically ride into the city when duty calls! Our home will have lots of fun gadgets and features while being surrounded by lots of nature... and lots of kids! Then lots of grandkids, great-grandkids, great-great grandkids, and great-great-great grandkids! Let's make generations of love and laughter!"
PLAYER 1 WIN
PERFECT
Elphelt K.O's Izuku once again-Being called darling was already a hard blow to his health bar-but he couldn't handle her powerful string of combos that the idol dealt to him as she gushed over how large of a family she wanted to have with her captive future husband.
This time Elphelt actually notices Izuku's passed out in her arms, her smile falters for a moment realizing her overbearing nature may have had a hand in this.
"Sorry, I might've overdone it...” the idol sheepishly apologizes, pressing her forehead against his own.
“I should take you home for the day dear, then we can snuggle up together in bed tonight and start planning our dream wedding tomorrow! Maybe when you wake up you’ll kiss me good morning and say 'I love you, dear--' O-Oh my gosh, I-I can't--!”
The pair crash into the floor together as Elphelt briefly passes out from a nosebleed while she’s lost in her fantasies. Seconds later she’s jolted awake as the doors into the venue burst open, Elphelt unprepared for the storm she’s unknowingly unleashed…
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Thankfully Ochaco had a 6th sense when it came to Deku…and mochi, but that wasn’t important right now. Despite the idol being much quicker then she anticipated, the hero in training ran across the city after her. Ochaco’s Deku-Dar led her to an expensive looking hotel, though she didn’t have time to gawk at the architecture.
She had a future boyfriend best friend to find.
Ochaco marched straight into the hotel, the receptionist paying her no heed as she looked around, quickly setting her eyes on a set of double doors at the end of the hall.
There they are…
She flung open the doors with a level of force that almost sent them off their hinges.
It was time to get her Deku back.
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The peal call of an eagle is heard as it flies high above the hotel where Elphelt is currently staying. Beyond the 4th wall a voice calls out to the venue that will momentarily erupt into a stage for battle.
"Mankind knew that they cannot
change society.
So instead of reflecting on
themselves, they blamed the Beasts."
Ochaco Uraraka crashes through the door to the wedding hall, her gaze quickly zoning in on the unconscious form of Deku on the ground before narrowing her eyes at the startled idol.
Unbeknownst to the pair, the announcer beyond their realm continued his commentary.
"HEAVEN
OR
HELL"
Elphelt beams at the familiar face. Ohhh Uraraka! "You came because you wanted to help plan the wedding, didn't you?!
Ochaco’s scowl deepened, she may have been crushing on this idol before-but now she really WAS going to crush her. “Consider ya weddin’ crashed Elphelt!”
The announcer beyond their realm continued his commentary, announcing the matchup of the fight that was about to start.
OCHACO URARAKA
VERSUS
ELPHELT VALENTINE
DUEL 1
LET’S ROCK
Ochaco starts the fight swinging-quite literally as she hammer tosses the closest thing to her, using her Quirk to nullify its gravity and sending the object soaring down the aisle towards the unsuspecting idol…Only for said object to be an arrangement of flowers that Elphelt caught with ease.
“Awww you got me flowers? That’s so sweet of you Uraraka! Zuzu’s gonna have to take notes!” She squeezed the flowers causing the petals to fly everywhere, somehow it also caused her outfit to become adorned with flowers. Even stranger than that, with a single squeeze she was able to form a flower crown that rested perfectly on her head. The idol shot Ochaco a radiant smile, outstretching her arm in a pose as she seemed to sparkle. “So? How do I look?”
Cute… NO! Bad Ochaco!
The flustered gravity girl storms down the aisle, quickly sweeping her hands across any object she passes, until finally reaching Elphelt. Ochaco presses her hand against Elphelt and activates her quirk, making the romantic rockstar weightless.
COUNTER
Before Ochaco can follow up, she lets out an “Eep” as Elphelt suddenly grabs Ochaco’s hands and pulls the gravity girl into the air with her.
“May I have this dance Uraraka?” The idol giggles as she takes the lead and frolics in the sky with the blushing brunette, her heart fluttering along with her as they dance in the sky. “Y’know if you wanted to take me for a spin all you had to do was ask! Oh this’ll be GREAT practice for my first dance with my darling Izuku!”
And with the push of the Deku button, Ochaco’s reminded of the reason she’s here. The girl’s mocha eyes burn with a fiery passion to save to her crush best friend from the incredibly hot delusional idol’s clutches.
SLASH
The gravity girl takes Elphelt by surprise, taking the lead as she spins her in the air and throws the unsuspecting idol, causing the girl to yelp as she’s flung into the curtains.
Without her costume Ochaco couldn’t make use of her grapple line, so instead she kicked off one of the objects she’d caused to float in the air and flew towards Elphelt.
She’d planned to wrap her round in the drapes to restrain her, so that she could grab her Deku and get out of here. Which in fairness her plan somewhat worked? Elphelt was tied up in the curtains like she’d planned.
Ochaco just hadn’t accounted for her to accidentally tangle herself up in the drapes alongside Elphelt.
Both girls squirmed within their tapestry bindings, Ochaco trying to escape and reach Izuku while Elphelt was lost in her fantasies…again.
“Oh my gosh Uraraka I didn’t know you were a fan of this kind of play! Though shouldn’t only one of us be tied up? B-Besides I should really be doing this kind of thing with my future husband instead! A-after we’re married of course!”
She started blushing uncontrollably, flailing around as she continued down that thread of thought. Ochaco blushing at some of her mutterings until the rockstar accidentally broke herself from her bindings, flailing towards the ground with an “Eeep!” until she fell flat on her ass.
She soothed her behind and muttered an “Ouch…” before she smiled at a red faced Ochaco who was still trapped in her curtain confinement, the idol whipped out her handgun and fired it at the curtain to free the bound brunette.
Using her quirk, Ochaco floated back down to the ground. Her mind raced with ideas for her next move, everything she threw at Elphelt she brushed off like it was nothing! Hell she was pretty certain Elphelt hadn’t even registered that she was trying to fight her considering the adorable blissfully unaware smile she was giving Ochaco right now.
There was only one more move that she could think of that might at least work as a distraction, a move that she’d been prepping for ever since she entered the venue. She pressed her hands together with a mutter of “Release” so that she could use her ultimate move-Meteor Storm!
All the chairs, tables, and anything else Ochaco could find in the room started raining down, right towards the sweet songstress. As the gravity girl made a break towards Deku, Elphelt looked up to see the storm coming towards her.
She simply smiled, tapping the air around her as she twirled, multiple copies of her signature rifle-Ms. Confille appeared wherever her finger had tapped the air until there were enough guns to encircle the idol.
Elphelt raised one leg and aimed her arm to pose towards the sky as all of the rifles fired beams of glowing red light, striking each and every object in the sky. Right at the moment of impact, Elphelt manifested her rifle microphone and growled, the meteor storm exploded with brilliant scarlet explosions-As if there were fireworks going off inside the venue.
Ochaco’s rescue mission screeched to a halt, being distracted by the brilliant blinding lights above her, just like back in the sports festival her ultimate move was shrugged off. Elphelt unfazed as her sky blue eyes sparkled in awe at the impromptu fireworks show.
The gravity girl was defeated, Ochaco had stormed over here livid that her Deku was taken away right in front of her! But the longer that she’d tried to keep this battle going the more that she saw that she was no match for Elphelt.
She cursed herself for her own weakness, she’d never get the chance to confess her feelings to Deku now that Elphelt had her sights on him. She sighed and slumped to the floor, if Izuku wasn’t still passed out right now he probably wouldn’t even want to be rescued anyway…
On the other hand the romantic rockstar’s heart was sent a flutter at what their teamwork had created, her feeling for Ochaco exploding just like the meteor storm above her. But when she turned to look into Ochaco’s mocha eyes and saw the sadness and defeat inside them-it made her heart ache.
“Uraraka..?” Elphelt questioned allowed, wondering why her new best friend looked so down. Why does she look so down? We just had so much fun together!
Then it dawned on her. The fireworks, the dancing, the bondage play. Uraraka said that she was crashing their wedding. This can only mean one thing…
“You’re in love…aren’t you?” Elphelt spoke with almost a whisper, though still loud enough for Ochaco to lift her head up as tears pricked her eyes.
“All of this…was your way of trying to confess your love for me!” Elphelt proclaimed as she came to not quite the right conclusion.
“H-huh!?” Ochaco squealed out as her permanent blush exploded across her face.
Elphelt swayed back and forth as she pressed her hands against her cheeks to hide her own flustered cheeks. “Why did I never consider the possibility..? I’ve spent all this time trying to be the perfect bride and searching for my dream husband… I never considered that my perfect partner could end up being my future wife!”
As Elphelt was currently in the midst of discovering the existence of bisexuality, Ochaco was in the middle of having a bi panic of her own. She’d be lying if she said she wasn’t crushing hard on the gorgeous rockstar in front of her but there was also the matter of…
“W-wait but D-Deku” Was all Ochaco could sputter out while pointing towards him.
Elphelt turned to see where the gravity girl was pointing and realised that the Deku in question was her darling Izuku. She looked conflicted while glancing between both heroes in training. She felt her heart racing faster and faster whenever she looked at either of them.
“Oh what am I to do! My heart wavers between my future husband and this familiar encounter… My Hero, whose soul is bound to mine as we climb ever higher in heroics and music…Or the feisty yet adorable brunette, whose gravitational pull brings me into her orbit…”
“A-Adorable!?” Ochaco’s blush exploded at the compliment but quickly shook her herself out of her fluster as the rest of her words sank in.
“N-no…I was tryin’ ta…What I mean is…I love Deku…” She smiled softly as she finally vocalised her feelings aloud for the first time, as embarrassing as it was it had felt…nice…Especially because she hadn’t realised that It was at this moment that Izuku’s eyes shot open and he regained consciousness.
Uraraka..? Did…I hear her right? No I couldn’t possibly have…maybe this is all a dream. Yeah, that’s it! This is all one big happy dream. What other explanation could there be for getting into this situation and hearing that Uraraka has feelings for me?
Elphelt on the other hand was shaken out of her bisexual panic as she tried to choose between her future husband or her future wife when Ochaco’s words struck a chord with her “That’s it! The way you love us both with all your soul and fight for us to convey your feelings! We don’t need to choose between each other! Let’s all get married!”
The Green Tea duo’s mouths went agape. How did she make that big of a leap!? Besides neither of the pair were even ready to admit that they’d gone on a date tonight neither were ready for a sudden proposal!
Before they could even make sense of the situation Elphelt had already dashed over to the pair of them faster than Tenya could say “LANGUAGE!” and pulled the pair of them into a hug, squealing with joy. “Oh I can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together! My dream Husband AND my dream Wife!? Today really is my day!”
Deku’s face lit up red causing him to look like a dazed strawberry as he muttered incoherently over how he must be dreaming right now. As flustered as Ochaco was right now she couldn’t help but let out a laugh at his adorable mutterstorm.
Elphelt was in the middle of her own word vomit as she went into exquisite detail of the lives she envisioned the new throuple spending together, causing herself and Deku to faint again, only with Elphelt giving herself another nosebleed thanks to her fantasies.
The still bright red gravity girl let out another chuckle as she grabbed 1 of the wedding banners hanging on the room and used it to tie the unconscious pair to her as she casually strolled out the hotel, carrying her weightless duo around like balloons on a string as she headed back to U.A with them.
After the crazy year they’ve had it was nice to have a day that was the good kind of crazy for a change, one where they didn’t need to fear for their lives and worry about villains. Instead Ochaco just had to worry about explaining to the rest of their class how an evening out with her best friend ended with her coming back with apparently 2 fiancés…
And she also had to have a proper talk to Deku about all of this too…
Mighta been easier ta’ fight villains instead…