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House and Home by EClairatee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2025
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Summary
“To the Occupant of 1308 Flower Mound Drive,
The neighborhood association has designated the week prior to October 31 as an appropriate time to display Halloween themed decorations. Not only are your current decorations premature, the number of display items is excessive. While the Neighborhood Association has not explicitly stated the maximum amount of items allowed in a display, it is still fair to say yours would exceed any reasonable standard.
As it seems the current meeting time is not conducive to your schedule, I have arranged a new meeting time at the usual location this coming Saturday at 7 p.m.
I look forward to your cooperation in this matter.”
Lan Wangji
President of the Flower Mound Neighborhood Association
803.xxx.xxxx”He laughed a completely sane laugh. A laugh laughed by one in total control of their faculties.
He reached for his cell phone.
“Wei Gongzi? Is everything okay?”
“Never better. Do you remember where you ordered the skeletons? I need more. Many, many more." He paused for dramatic effect.
"Wen Ning, order me an army.”
***Story COMPLETE at 10 chapters, adding another arc!***