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1. How to Get Uninvited to Your Friends' Christmas Party by MsThunderFrost for Ishxallxgood

   Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2024

   Tags

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   • Roronoa Zoro/Sanji
   • Roronoa Zoro
   • Sanji (One Piece)
   • Nami (One Piece)
   • Established Roronoa Zoro/Sanji (One Piece)
   • Horny Roronoa Zoro
   • Roronoa Zoro and Sanji Bickering
   • Hurt Roronoa Zoro
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Sanji is Sexy and Doesn't Know It
   • Gyms
   • Stretching
   • Nami & Roronoa Zoro are Best Friends
   • Christmas
   • No Sex
   • but not for lack of trying - Freeform
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers

   Summary

   Zoro… has made a mistake.

   What was meant to be a cute date idea has turned into an opportunity for every (and he does mean every) man and woman in the gym to openly ogle his boyfriend. His boyfriend, who doesn’t seem to comprehend the fact that most humans can’t even do a proper split without running the risk of tearing something—let alone contort themselves into a fucking sandwich while doing some simple warm-up stretches.

   AKA

   Zoro takes his boyfriend to the gym. It all goes downhill from there.

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   English

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