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    After all these years away from home, Gale still hasn't learned to love his job at Santa's Workshop. It's not that the sun is gone for half the year, he never figured out how to use a computer, and the whole thing is a massive scam. All that's not so bad. If only he weren't forced to deal with the world's rudest elf...

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