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Chuuya’s week couldn’t get worse. First, his apartment complex had a gas leak, forcing tenants to evacuate indefinitely. Then, the Port Mafia’s housing office informed him they’d found him temporary accommodation—with Dazai. Of all people.
“Just kill me now,” Chuuya grumbled, standing outside the tiny apartment with his suitcase.
The door swung open, revealing Dazai in his usual disheveled glory, wearing mismatched socks and a grin that could make anyone want to punch him. “Ah, my dear Chuuya! Welcome to our humble abode. Or should I say...love nest?”
“Love nest?!” Chuuya shoved past him into the apartment. “This place is barely big enough for one person, let alone two. And why is there only one bed?”
Dazai shrugged. “Budget cuts. Don’t worry, you’re welcome to sleep on the floor.”
“You’re the one sleeping on the floor!” Chuuya snapped, throwing his bag down.
“Let’s not fight on our first day living together, darling,” Dazai said with mock sweetness, batting his eyelashes.
Chuuya threw a pillow at him.
“Oww! That’s no way to treat your one true love~!”
A further barrage of pillows came.
Chuuya remarked under his breath, ‘If there is a god above just kill me now.’