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Dimitri was in the library reading a book titled "how to steal and plot world domination" because he was going to become an evil dictator like Stalin and kill anyone who hates the name Dimitri.
But while Dimitri was reading his book, karl marx, the guy who wrote the communist manifesto, came up to him. Marx was angry at Dimitri because he knew Dimitri was a bad guy. He grabbed out a sickle and stabbed dimitri's eye with it.
Dimitri started crying like the little bitch he is but marx just left him to bleed out on the floor and dimitri died a few seconds later after throwing a tantrum on the floor.