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Dimitri was this annoying Russian criminal who loved stealing stuff from people such as rubles and gold. As he was walking down the street, a spear came flying towards him.
"OW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????????????????????" Dimitri yelled as it almost hit him.
"It was a spear you dumbass." Anastasia said angrily. She has had enough of Dimitris stupidity for a day, so she picked the spear up AND THREW IT DIRECTLY AT DIMITRIS DUMB FACE.
The spear hit his face and he began crying like a little bitch again. Anastasia didn’t even bother to help him, she just laughed and left him there before he died a horrible painful death.