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One day Kay Faraday realized she was in none of the new games. She said "this is bullshit" and went to John Capcom to change his mind and beat him
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to death. Except John Capcom is immortal so it wasn't really to death. Still, being immortal may have actually been worse for John Capcom in the face of Kay's wrath over not being in any games
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"GIVE ME SOME SCREEN TIME NOW!" she yelled while beating John Capcom over the head with a suspicious looking statue. How did Kay get a very special clock-statue made by famous Larry Butz? Doesn't matter now. John Capcom
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is now dead, and the future of Ace Attorney, Resident Evil, and many other beloved franchises is now in jeapordy. Suddenly, a time portal opened and Dante DevilmayCry hopped
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out of the portal.
"Good day everyone, am I speaking to John Capcom?"
John Capcom looked at the man in front of him. "Dante DevilMayCry? What are you doing in my office?"
"I heard that you are planning to scrap my gami
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ng set-up I worked long and hard for! I cannot let that happen" Dante DevilMayCry protested. "I am born to be a gamer, from a game, that loves games, you meanie weenie!"
John Capcom started to sob uncontrollably.
nobody had ever called him that. His feelings were hurt, his heart thoroughly shattered.
Kay laughed.
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"I didn't realize that John Capcom's weak spot was just being called a meanie weenie! What a weird guy." Kay rummaged around in her bag for a moment eventually finding what she was looking for. "Here Dante DevilMayCry take that!" She threw a sword that was far too long to fit in her bag at Dante DevilMayCry. "Now we can defeat John Capcom and you can play super m onkey ball again
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"Thank you Kay Faraday AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth2Prosecutor'sGambit" said Dante DevilMayCry and he violently killed and murdered John Capcom
"EEYIKES! That is dame-da-violent! I am baka-mi-out of here!" said John Yakuza who no one invited
"Finally... the power of super monkey ball... Hey, look!"
"What?"
"I have super monke balls!!! XD"
he DIED